Don’t Vote In ASSU Senate Elections!

April 5, 2009 11:22 am
Don’t Vote In ASSU Senate Elections!

Now that we are amidst ASSU election week, it is time for everyone to make some difficult decisions. Those decisions range from trivial choices such as, “Who should I vote for for ASSU Executive slate?” to such life-or-death choices like, “What dining hall should I eat at next Wednesday at […]

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Vote Student Wellness For ASSU Senate

11:20 am
Vote Student Wellness For ASSU Senate

By Stanley Waters This week, as students across campus are deciding which candidates they will support in the upcoming ASSU Senate Elections, many eyes are turned towards Student Wellness. Althoguth Mr. Wellness has resisted guerrilla campaign tactics like many of his opponents, he has still garnered almost universal support. For […]

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Vote ********** for ASSU Senate!

11:19 am
Vote ********** for ASSU Senate!

The name says it all. Most likely, you’ve already seen ********** ‘s flier taped to a bulletin board. We decided to endorse this particular candidate because ********** really stands out to us. You can easily distinguish ********** from the rest of the pack, it’s just that x-factor. With a unique […]

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The Flipside Supports the Chappie Slate, haha

11:15 am
The Flipside Supports the Chappie Slate, haha
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Stanford Bookstore Astounds Students With All Time Low Prices

April 3, 2009 8:06 pm
Stanford Bookstore Astounds Students With All Time Low Prices

STANFORD–On the cool, misty morning of January 5th, the Stanford Bookstore kicked off the new quarter with its usual blockbuster sale. By 7:30 A.M., a full thirty minutes before opening, the 7% discount on required textbooks and course readers had attracted enough students to form a line that wrapped around […]

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Class Promises To Be Really, Really Easy

11:29 am
Class Promises To Be Really, Really Easy
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Math Becomes Interdisciplinary

March 29, 2009 10:55 pm
Math Becomes Interdisciplinary

Subject Combines Study of Foreign Language With Math In a move that showcases Stanford’s ever powerful ability to locate ties between disparate subject areas, Math has been merged with the foreign language department. “For a long time we imported Math professors simply to make math as hard as possible to […]

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Freshman Receives B/B On IHUM Paper

10:49 pm
Freshman Receives B/B On IHUM Paper
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Stanford Brings In Linguistics Professor To Teach Potty Language

10:48 pm
Stanford Brings In Linguistics Professor To Teach Potty Language
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Lake Lag Floods, Two of Each Kind of Stanford Student Board Ark

March 9, 2009 12:07 am
Lake Lag Floods, Two of Each Kind of Stanford Student Board Ark
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