Lone Sophomore Responsible For Full Mono on the Quad

October 19, 2008 1:00 pm
Lone Sophomore Responsible For Full Mono on the Quad
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Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

October 12, 2008 2:15 am
Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

By Gregory Linsch STANFORD—The Stanford Psychology department just released the results to a revolutionary study that they had been conducting over the past forty years: 93.2% of the results they have obtained from surveys and studies conducted on college campuses have come from students looking for beer money. Some are […]

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Campus Police Give Up, Replace ‘STOP’ Signs With ‘GO’ Signs

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Campus Police Give Up, Replace ‘STOP’ Signs  With ‘GO’ Signs

By Stanley Waters STANFORD—Last Thursday, in an act many have seen coming for over a decade, Stanford’s campus police department announced its decision to remove all stop signs from the Stanford campus. The initiative is designed to cut down on crime and ease the heavy workload on campus police. “Every […]

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Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty

October 8, 2008 6:02 pm
Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty
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Stanford Accepts More Morons To Increase Diversity

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Stanford Accepts More Morons To Increase Diversity

By Gordy Fixler STANFORD, CA—In a new radical movement to revamp the Stanford Admissions program, Dean of Admissions Richard Shaw has announced that the next class of 2013 will have “diversity like this campus has never seen before.” This is all the consequence of the new DUMB (Diversity of Undergraduate […]

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Freshman Student Struggles to Find TBA Building

5:59 pm
Freshman Student Struggles to Find TBA Building
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Stanford Installs Roadblocks, Spears In White Plaza

5:36 pm
Stanford Installs Roadblocks, Spears In White Plaza

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