Woman Given Job as Secretary

March 1, 2009 10:40 pm
Woman Given Job as Secretary
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Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture

7:48 pm
Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture

Condoleezza Rice, who just finished her role as Secretary of State for the second term of the presidential administration of George W. Bush, returned to her role as professor of Political Science at Stanford. However, in her class, students expressed surprise at a very noticeable change in her style, claiming […]

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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

7:47 pm
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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I Am A Killing Machine

7:44 pm
I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary. These grueling days seem like months to me now as I look back upon a different time—a time when we could wake up late, in our own beds, and bike to class a comfortable five minutes late without […]

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Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

7:42 pm
Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

The summer-long, four million dollar renovation of White Plaza has had an unintended consequence: reports of pedestrians stubbing toes have increased almost 600% since the unveiling of the new campus center. The White Plaza renovation project, which was implemented to try to “clarify and improve circulation, reduce asphalt, consolidate small […]

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Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

7:33 pm
Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to just wear that new free t-shirt Stanford gave him yesterday instead of doing his laundry. “Why do my laundry when I attended the Big Game Big T-Shirt Giveaway, was a member of the class of ’12, and attended […]

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GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?

February 22, 2009 9:28 pm
GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?
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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

9:25 pm
Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
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Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy

9:24 pm
Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy
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Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time

9:22 pm
Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time
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