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Stockpiled Four Lokos Running Out After Harsh Winter

Stockpiled Four Lokos Running Out After Harsh Winter
January 17th, 2011

ASSU Speakers’ Bureau Brings Antoine Dodson to Campus in Response to Hot Prowl

ASSU Speakers’ Bureau Brings Antoine Dodson to Campus in Response to Hot Prowl
In an effort to deter further activities of criminal trespassing, the ASSU Speakers’ Bureau has invited Antoine Dodson to speak at Cubberly Auditorium next Tuesday. Known nationally for his expertise...
January 17th, 2011

National Lampoon Announces New Flick, ‘Hot Prowl’

National Lampoon Announces New Flick, ‘Hot Prowl’
Following their last big hit, the makers of ‘Animal House’ and ‘National Lampoon’s Bagboy’ have announced their newest film, ‘College Campus: Hot Prowl.’ The movie features Emma Watson as...
January 17th, 2011

IHUM to Give Out TShirts, Sunglasses at Lectures

IHUM to Give Out TShirts, Sunglasses at Lectures
In an attempt to boost turnout at the Introduction to Humanities lectures, program administrators plan to offer free t-shirts and novelty sunglasses to students who attend class. Taking a cue from pep...
January 13th, 2011

Stanford To Students: “Shut the Luck Up!”

Stanford To Students: “Shut the Luck Up!”
Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck has announced that he will stay with the school to play his redshirt junior year. However, Stanford has other plans for Luck. The school has just mandated “Operation...
January 9th, 2011

Harbaugh Announces He Will Leave Stanford to Coach High School Football

Harbaugh Announces He Will Leave Stanford to Coach High School Football
In a recent press conference, Jim Harbaugh announced that he will be leaving Stanford to pursue “a deal he just couldn’t pass up.” This deal was a five-year $30,000 contract with Northern...
January 9th, 2011

Stanford Builds New 400 Seat Stadium

Stanford Builds New 400 Seat Stadium
Construction for a new football stadium will begin next week, as the Cardinal look forward to their 2010-2011 season.  Although planners designed only 400 seats in the stadium, it is predicted to increase...
January 9th, 2011

ESPN Analysis: Axe & Palm Theme Renovation Credited With Stanford’s Turnaround

ESPN Analysis: Axe & Palm Theme Renovation Credited With Stanford’s Turnaround
January 8th, 2011

CourseRank Experiences Overhaul, Becomes CourseRank: The Video Game

CourseRank Experiences Overhaul, Becomes CourseRank: The Video Game
Flipside Review—CourseRank: The Video Game CourseRank, Stanford’s online course evaluation system, has recently experienced a makeover. In response to dwindling participation, CourseRank creator Marty...
January 7th, 2011

New Study: Asians Do Not All Look Alike

A recent Chicago University study suggests that the centuries-old belief that all Asians look alike may in fact be false. A veteran research team headed by Professor Friedrich Winzenfaust worked tirelessly...
January 6th, 2011