Guy in Vomit-Stained Shrek 2 Onesie Will One Day Win Nobel Prize

January 29, 2018 12:00 pm
Guy in Vomit-Stained Shrek 2 Onesie Will One Day Win Nobel Prize

Partygoers who left TDX around 1 AM this past Saturday on their way out of the frat house were met with a bizarre and grotesque sight: a drunk undergrad, clad in nothing but a loose-hanging Shrek 2 onesie, violently vomiting into the bushes and all over himself. But what onlookers […]

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Kardinal Kink Enjoying Cuffing Season

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Kardinal Kink Enjoying Cuffing Season
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Op-Ed: If the rest of my RA application wasn’t impressive enough, here’s a story about that time I blacked out and hit up every single frat on the row

January 22, 2018 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: If the rest of my RA application wasn’t impressive enough, here’s a story about that time I blacked out and hit up every single frat on the row

It’s no secret, RA apps are competitive, but have I got an ace up my sleeve: that one time I totally blacked the fuck out and managed to hit up every single frat on the row. Everyone knows the RA selection process is an exact replica of the team selection […]

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Stanford Athletics Announces Plan To Pay Students To Attend Games Played By Unpaid Student Athletes

November 15, 2017 12:00 pm
Stanford Athletics Announces Plan To Pay Students To Attend Games Played By Unpaid Student Athletes

Following another disappointing student turnout at a home football game, Stanford Athletics revealed its latest promotion. In its new ‘paid-for-view’ program, every student in attendance at home sporting events will be paid a handsome $16 an hour. Citing “a huge sum of money from boosters who wanted to see students […]

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Gaieties actor on vocal rest ends up taking permanent vow of silence, no one cares

November 14, 2017 3:09 pm
Gaieties actor on vocal rest ends up taking permanent vow of silence, no one cares

Sources confirmed yesterday that an actor in Gaieties 2017 who has been on vocal rest for the past three days, Gen Erick ‘21, has decided to take a permanent vow of silence. Other sources confirmed that no one cares. “I just feel more at peace than I’ve ever felt,” typed […]

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Op Ed: If I Hook Up With The Girl Across The Hall, It’s Dormcest, But If I Hook Up With My Cousin Across The Hall, It’s Incest

November 13, 2017 12:00 pm
Portrait of boy going college with friends in background
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