Guy in “Camp Stanford” Shirt Currently on 13th Consecutive Hour of P-Set

June 4, 2018 12:00 pm
Guy in “Camp Stanford” Shirt Currently on 13th Consecutive Hour of P-Set
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Op-Ed: How To Beat The Draw, By Me, The ShamWow Guy

May 30, 2018 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: How To Beat The Draw, By Me, The ShamWow Guy

Didn’t get your first choice? Suffering from fractured friendships? Over-eager to disrupt the private lives of upperclassmen who just want to graduate on time? Well buckle up, buttercup — here’s a pro’s inside scoop on how to really beat the Stanford Draw! Other insiders might tell you to pre-assign, return […]

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ALERT: Construction of Stanford Bubble to Begin Week 10

May 28, 2018 12:00 pm
ALERT: Construction of Stanford Bubble to Begin Week 10

As the year begins to wind down, Stanford administration has begun planning the construction of a new project to enrich student life: a literal Stanford Bubble. Spanning the entirety of campus, this real-life version of the popular metaphor will be a testament to one of the defining aspects of the […]

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Five Times the Stanford Band Totally Dabbed on the Haters and Still Got Away With It (Number 3 Will Make You Shit Your Pants)

May 24, 2018 9:38 am
Five Times the Stanford Band Totally Dabbed on the Haters and Still Got Away With It (Number 3 Will Make You Shit Your Pants)
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New FoHo Reveals That Stanford Systematically Discriminates Against Ugly Students

May 21, 2018 5:43 pm
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The latest issue of the FoHo, a campus e-publication, has revealed to campus a dark side of the Stanford bureaucracy — which was previously thought to be entirely dark sides anyways, like a dodecahedron dipped in squid ink. According to the article, Stanford has exhibited a consistent pattern of discriminatory, […]

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Stanford Bans the Humanities

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Stanford Bans the Humanities

In an unprecedented move last weekend, representatives from Stanford University announced their intentions to ban the humanities in all its forms starting Fall Quarter of the 2018-2019 school year. Provost Persis Drell’s statement about the change: “Stanford has always been a campus which places inclusion and balance over all else. […]

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