Tiger Woods Finally Getting Some Time to Relax and Play Golf

January 1, 2010 1:57 am
Tiger Woods Finally Getting Some Time to Relax and Play Golf
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Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

December 31, 2009 11:50 pm
Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

STANFORD,CA – Stanford has announced that effective immediately, it will drop Tiger Woods from all of its advertisements.  In light of the car crash and the allegations it has brought about, Stanford has joined the ranks of Gillette, Accenture, and Gatorade in dropping Woods.  He will no longer be featured […]

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Football Player Living Vicariously Through Fantasy Self

November 2, 2009 1:38 am
Football Player Living Vicariously Through Fantasy Self
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Cal Fans Say Tree Attack Was Driven By Love



October 12, 2009 12:32 am
Cal Fans Say Tree Attack Was Driven By Love



As many Stanford students have heard by now, on September 30th three Cal fans attacked the Stanford Tree, presumably as part of a long-standing rivalry with Stanford.  In an exclusive interview with the Flipside this Monday, the assailants, John Battinger, Thomas Graham, and Alex Nguyen pointed to a different motive. […]

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Brett Favre Can’t Decide Heads or Tails on Coin Flip



September 20, 2009 8:31 pm
Brett Favre Can’t Decide Heads or Tails on Coin Flip



MINNEAPOLIS—Minnesota Vikings Team Captain Brett Favre took over 15 minutes to decide whether to pick heads or tails on the ceremonial coin flip before last Sunday’s game. Both Brett’s fellow captains and the other team’s just waited for his decision, captivated by the future Hall of Famer’s every thought.

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Adrian Peterson Picks Wrong Adrian Peterson in Fantasy Draft

8:28 pm
Adrian Peterson Picks Wrong Adrian Peterson in Fantasy Draft
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FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids

May 29, 2009 1:10 am
FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids
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200 People Die in Building Collapse, But More Importantly, One of Them was the Cousin of a Professional Athlete

May 24, 2009 11:12 pm
200 People Die in Building Collapse, But More Importantly, One of Them was the Cousin of a Professional Athlete

Chicago (AP) – An apartment building collapsed last Tuesday killing all two hundred people inside. Of those who were killed, one was the second-cousin-twice-removed of the third-string quarterback of the Miami Dolphins. Marty Hastings was 65, lived alone, and was known by neighbors as the old man who liked to […]

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Waterboarding to Be Included in 2010 X-Games

May 5, 2009 12:27 am
Waterboarding to Be Included in 2010 X-Games

The ubiquitous press coverage of the Bush administration’s use of waterboarding has won Bush and Co. a handful of new supporters. Surfers, skaters, and other extreme athletes have praised waterboarding as a revolutionary innovation for those constantly seeking new thrills and challenges. “I had no idea Bush was into boarding,” […]

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Holy Cow, It’s The Flipside!

April 20, 2009 11:54 pm
Holy Cow, It’s The Flipside!
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