FSPN: Nice

May 9, 2010 4:24 pm
FSPN: Nice
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Toby Gerhart Selected With 51st Pick in the Draft

April 25, 2010 2:42 pm
Toby Gerhart Selected With 51st Pick in the Draft
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Women’s Basketball Team Loss Looked Great on the iPad

April 12, 2010 5:51 pm
Women’s Basketball Team Loss Looked Great on the iPad

STANFORD–Last week, the Stanford women’s basketball team took on the UConn Huskies in a tough NCAA championship match. Although the women’s team came out with a loss, many die hard fans reported that it looked great on the iPad. “It was hard watching Jayne Appel miss all those shots, but […]

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Stanford Groups Table in White Plaza

March 7, 2010 10:36 pm
Stanford Groups Table in White Plaza

Click to Launch the Activities Fair Slideshow! WHITE PLAZA–Last Friday, Stanford students came together to table in White Plaza to promote some of the lesser known groups on campus. The following groups tabled at the activities fair: The White Male Community Center came to White Plaza to help push for […]

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Vancouver Welcomes Cross-Country Snowboarding For Newest Olympic Event

February 16, 2010 5:31 pm
Vancouver Welcomes Cross-Country Snowboarding For Newest Olympic Event

Evolved not from the highest levels of competition, but in the everyday jostling of the lift lines, the rising popularity of cross-country snowboarding has vaulted the event onto the Olympic stage. The newest sport pits snowboarding dude against snowboarding bro for five kilometers of flat terrain. Unlike cross-country skiing, where […]

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Special Olympics Proud of Winter Olympics

February 8, 2010 3:45 pm
Special Olympics Proud of Winter Olympics

VANCOUVER—In a display of appreciation and support, the Special Olympics committee convened today to announce its ongoing support for the opportunities provided by the Winter Olympics. Tim Shriver, head of the 2010 Special Olympics explained, “We’re really excited for the opportunities provided to ‘normal’ people by the Winter Olympics. Though […]

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The Flip Report: February 7th

February 7, 2010 9:01 pm
The Flip Report: February 7th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out iPad Kindle Stone Tablets FaceAIDS HIV/AIDS Smallpox Mark Sanford’s extramarital affair Tiger Wood’s extramarital affair(s) John F. Kennedy’s extramarital affairs

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Lady Gaga Wins World Series of Poker

February 2, 2010 1:32 am
Lady Gaga Wins World Series of Poker

Lady Gaga won the World Series of Poker yesterday, decisively defeating Texas Hold ‘Em players from around the world in the televised event on ESPN. The key to Gaga’s success, her flabbergasted rivals seem to think, was not so much her natural card playing ability as it was her detached […]

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The Flip Report: January 30th

January 30, 2010 9:52 pm
The Flip Report: January 30th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Raising money for Haiti Raising money for AIDS Livestrong Bracelets Hating Westboro Baptist Church Hating Republicans Hating Scientologists Tavita Pritchard playing basketball Tavita Pritchard playing football Tavita Pritchard figure skating

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Gerhart Revealed as Avatar from Advanced Alien Race

January 10, 2010 9:25 pm
Gerhart Revealed as Avatar from Advanced Alien Race



STANFORD, CA—Scandal has rocked the Stanford football universe after Toby Gerhart revealed himself as an avatar for an advanced alien race.  As an avatar, Gerhart possesses a mixture of human and alien DNA. This mixture has given him extraordinary strength and endurance, far beyond what human physiology can normally achieve.  […]

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