Ogwumike Selected No. 1 in WNBA Draft, Relegated to Life of Poverty and Anonymity

While the campus and football world have been abuzz with the expectation that Andrew Luck will be selected with the first overall pick in the NFL draft, senior Nnemkadi Ogwumike was silently selected with...

April 23rd, 2012

Mavericks Make Lamar Odom Inactive, So He Can Focus On His Reality Show

Forward Lamar Odom was dismissed from the reigning NBA champion Dallas Mavericks last Thursday so he could focus on his reality show. “Best show on TV,” said Mavericks Owner, Mark Cuban, as he complained...

April 19th, 2012

African Children Excited for Arrival of Kansas Jayhawks Shirts

As Kentucky cut down the nets at the end of the National Championship Game in New Orleans, thousands of African children had another reason to celebrate. As one Ugandan boy told Flipside reporters through...

April 9th, 2012

Peyton Manning Leaves Football to Focus on his Papa John’s Commercial Career

After being cut by the Colts last week, Peyton Manning has decided to walk away from the game of football and into the game of Papa John’s commercials. “I’ve done a couple commercials...

March 12th, 2012

CS Major Fails Senior Thesis as Robotic Project “Jeremy Lin” Short-Circuits

Stanford senior Joel Cameron will fail his honors thesis after his advanced prototype robot “Jeremy Lin” crashed in the middle of an NBA game last Monday at Madison Square Garden. The critical error...

February 27th, 2012

Top Contender Enters 2012 NFL Draft

STANFORD—Following the path of Toby Gerhart and Andrew Luck, Stanford redshirt Pre-Freshman Adam Adler ’12 announced his decision to enter the 2012 NFL Draft. “After a great deal of contemplation...

January 20th, 2012

Despite Retirement, Yao Ming Leads NBA in All Star Votes

After the first round returns on NBA All Star ballots, Yao Ming was comfortably on his way to securing his 9th All Star selection, even though he officially retired last summer. Many fans are concerned,...

January 19th, 2012

Despite Lack of Snow, Students Still Planning to Drink Heavily on Ski Trip

On the verge of the annual dorm ski trips, many Stanford students are worried about the way in which this year’s record low snowfall will impact trip quality. “I know there won’t be much...

January 17th, 2012

Kicker Spared From Joke

January 8th, 2012

Fiesta Bowl Not PC–Stanford Not Allowed to Play in it

In a controversial announcement, student activities administrator, Amanda Rodriquez announced that the Football Team would not be allowed to attend the Fiesta Bowl. “The team should not be allowed to...

December 31st, 2011

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