In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

January 18, 2009 3:01 pm
In Waning Days of Presidency, Bush Turns Attention to Presidential Library

As President Bush prepares to hand over the White House to Barack Obama, he is devoting more of his energy to shaping the legacy he will leave behind for future generations of Americans. The George W. Bush Presidential Library will be situated next door to the Presidential Library of the […]

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Obama Names David Plouffe to Head New Department of Spam

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Obama Names David Plouffe to Head New Department of Spam

WASHINGTON, D.C—In a historic move keeping with campaign practices and marking the growth of electronic communication, President Elect Barack Obama has announced the creation of a new Department of Spam, to be headed by David Plouffe. Plouffe is known for his unremitting emails to supporters, sometimes numbering in the tens […]

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Obama Makes New Year’s Resolution To Fix Economy

December 29, 2008 9:38 am
Obama Makes New Year’s Resolution To Fix Economy
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Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

December 19, 2008 11:22 pm
Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

CHICAGO—It was announced today that the recently disgraced governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich recently picked up a copy of On the Revolutions of Celestial Spheres, Nicolaus Copernicus’ watershed tome on the heliocentric nature of our solar system, and declared he “will fight this heliocentrism thing.” Despite overwhelming evidence in support […]

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The Flipside Magazine: What Size Shoe Should You Throw At The President?

December 16, 2008 2:07 am
The Flipside Magazine: What Size Shoe Should You Throw At The President?
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In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List

December 7, 2008 8:05 pm
In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List

ASKS SANTA FOR $20 TRILLION, ENERGY SOLUTION, AND THE WII WASHINGTON, D.C–In his last major act as President of the United States, George W. Bush has officially completed and signed into law the United States Christmas List. Since time was running out for the Bush Administration, he decided to act […]

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Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

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Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

By Stanley Waters This year, the citizens of the United States will receive a special Christmas gift from the government. In light of recent economic difficulties and a general feeling of gloom across the country, Congress is expected to revise the Constitution for the first time in several decades. The […]

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White House To Be Painted Half Black

December 5, 2008 2:41 am
White House To Be Painted Half Black
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Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him

November 30, 2008 9:47 pm
Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him
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VIDEO: Election Inspires New Drinking Games

November 22, 2008 3:03 am
VIDEO: Election Inspires New Drinking Games

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