Obama Makes New Year’s Resolution To Fix Economy

December 29, 2008 9:38 am
Obama Makes New Year’s Resolution To Fix Economy
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Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

December 19, 2008 11:22 pm
Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

CHICAGO—It was announced today that the recently disgraced governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich recently picked up a copy of On the Revolutions of Celestial Spheres, Nicolaus Copernicus’ watershed tome on the heliocentric nature of our solar system, and declared he “will fight this heliocentrism thing.” Despite overwhelming evidence in support […]

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The Flipside Magazine: What Size Shoe Should You Throw At The President?

December 16, 2008 2:07 am
The Flipside Magazine: What Size Shoe Should You Throw At The President?
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In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List

December 7, 2008 8:05 pm
In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List

ASKS SANTA FOR $20 TRILLION, ENERGY SOLUTION, AND THE WII WASHINGTON, D.C–In his last major act as President of the United States, George W. Bush has officially completed and signed into law the United States Christmas List. Since time was running out for the Bush Administration, he decided to act […]

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Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

8:02 pm
Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

By Stanley Waters This year, the citizens of the United States will receive a special Christmas gift from the government. In light of recent economic difficulties and a general feeling of gloom across the country, Congress is expected to revise the Constitution for the first time in several decades. The […]

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White House To Be Painted Half Black

December 5, 2008 2:41 am
White House To Be Painted Half Black
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Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him

November 30, 2008 9:47 pm
Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him
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VIDEO: Election Inspires New Drinking Games

November 22, 2008 3:03 am
VIDEO: Election Inspires New Drinking Games

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Obama Considers ’85 Bears Defense To Head Homeland Security

November 20, 2008 4:16 pm
Obama Considers ’85 Bears Defense To Head Homeland Security
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Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries

November 14, 2008 12:12 am
Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries
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