Politics
Obama Considers ’85 Bears Defense To Head Homeland Security
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November 20th, 2008
Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries
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November 14th, 2008
Palin Retreats To Winter Lair
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November 8th, 2008
Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President
By Dorothy Cranard
WASHINGTON D.C–In order to continue his message of change, Barack Obama got a sex change yesterday to give the country its first black president, its first female president, and...
November 8th, 2008
Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy
In an unexpected course of events, president elect Barack Obama has already started making presidential decisions. Last Wednesday, just one day after being elected, Obama announced that for his first act...
November 8th, 2008
Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”
November 8th, 2008
Obama Credits Victory To Power Thumb
November 8th, 2008
America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed
True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the progressive, thoughtful Barack Obama has taken its toll on the nation’s collective cojones, which have been shrinking...
November 8th, 2008
Historic Presidential Firsts
Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States, released on Sunday his schedule for the first day of his term as president, which will go down in history as a truly historic day. Items on his schedule...
November 8th, 2008
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