Politics
Dr. Seuss Reponds To Obama Childrens Book With Economic Policy Briefing
Recession Criticized for Double Dipping At Party
You Call That A Recession?
I’ll be the first to admit that three hours is a long time to sit through a movie, but however painful it was to watch Avatar and Dancing With Wolves, those films have got nothing on the most recent...
September 26th, 2010
Esoteric African Security Buffs Convene on Campus in Logistical Mixup
Stanford freshmen arrived on campus Tuesday to find themselves amidst a historical security conference that will forever redefine the meaning of NSO. In what may be the largest misinformed event since...
September 15th, 2010
Brett Favre To Retire From Announcing His Return To Football
Brett Favre recently announced that he will return to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season. Despite the long wait and the flip-flopping of his decision, he felt like he could really have built it...
September 4th, 2010
Wyclef Jean’s Economic Policy for Haiti: Dolla Dolla Bills Y’all
California Reaches Compromise on Prop 8: Gays Can Marry Every Other Week
SAN FRANCISCO, CA.—Californians reached a compromise this past Tuesday on Gay Marriage and put into effect HR 520, also known as the Partial Equality for Nutarians, Inmates, and Southerners Act. The...
August 20th, 2010
Obama Administration Looks to Plumber to Solve Nation’s Problems
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Obama shocked the nation last week when he announced that he would begin seeking advice from a man he calls “Plumber Paul.”
Though not much is known about the plumber,...
August 5th, 2010
Security Forces Capture Part of Osama bin Laden
QANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN–Today the Pentagon reported that marines operational in the mountainous northeast regions of Afghanistan were able to bring a major piece of the 9/11 mastermind to justice. ...
May 27th, 2010


