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Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers

Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers
Jarring. Surreal. Nightmarish. These are only a few words that have been used to describe the aftermath of disgruntled gardener John Scarborough’s rampage. Fed up and undervalued, John spent an entire...
April 23rd, 2012

Mavericks Make Lamar Odom Inactive, So He Can Focus On His Reality Show

Mavericks Make Lamar Odom Inactive, So He Can Focus On His Reality Show
Forward Lamar Odom was dismissed from the reigning NBA champion Dallas Mavericks last Thursday so he could focus on his reality show. “Best show on TV,” said Mavericks Owner, Mark Cuban, as he complained...
April 19th, 2012

Closer Look Uncovers Possible Intent in Trayvon Martin Case

Closer Look Uncovers Possible Intent in Trayvon Martin Case
On Thursday, April 12, 2012, George Zimmerman was charged with the 2nd-degree murder of Trayvon Martin. Sources say that Martin was an unarmed 17-year-old with no criminal record. But was Martin actually...
April 18th, 2012

Newt Gingrich Flyers Freshmen Dorms In Last-Ditch Campaign Effort

Newt Gingrich Flyers Freshmen Dorms In Last-Ditch Campaign Effort
Facing almost certain defeat in the ongoing Republican primaries, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich has launched a massive flyering campaign in the Stern and Wilbur dormitories in an effort to...
April 17th, 2012

ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm

ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm
This past week, Stanford dean of Residential Education Deborah Golder announced that, starting next fall, Naranja will be the testing grounds for a new entrepreneurship-free housing option. “We’ve...
April 16th, 2012

Dean Julie to Step Down in June: “If IHUM Goes, I Go”

Dean Julie to Step Down in June: “If IHUM Goes, I Go”
After years of loyal service to Stanford, Julie Lythcott-Haims, Dean of Freshmen and Undergraduate Advising, has officially declared that she will resign from her position in June. Yet this will not be...
April 11th, 2012

Flipside ASSU Candidate Interviews

With ASSU Elections coming up, we sat down with a few of the candidates to ask them a few questions. See for yourself.
April 11th, 2012

Supreme Court Responds to Obama “Smack Talk,” Demands Arm Wrestle

Supreme Court Responds to Obama “Smack Talk,” Demands Arm Wrestle
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In response to a series of defiant and controversial statements made by President Obama, the Supreme Court issued a unanimous decision requiring Obama to “put up or shut up” by facing...
April 10th, 2012

OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games

OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games
In a yearly celebration designed to remember the horrors of excess alcohol consumption and the Great Alcohol Transport of 1994, Stanford will celebrate the Drinking Games this week. Last week, one boy...
April 9th, 2012

Inter-Fraternity Council Changes Rush to “Chill”

Inter-Fraternity Council Changes Rush to “Chill”
In what the Inter-Fraternity Council (IFC) President Nick Silver calls “an effort to more accurately portray the true personality of fraternities at Stanford,” the IFC has declared that the Greek recruiting...
April 9th, 2012
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