Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

March 1, 2009 7:31 pm
Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

Kelly Jurgensen, a senior from Highland Park High School in the Chicago suburb of Highland Park, just learned that Adrienne Arnold, a sophomore from the nearby Chicago suburb of Deerfield, knows some of the same people as she does from back home. The two met through Kelly’s friend Jacqueline Fernando […]

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Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

February 26, 2009 10:03 pm
Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or so due to the occasional rainstorm, which leave the pavement around campus slippery and filled with piled up debris (twigs and pine needles). However, on a quite clear and fair day for skateboarding earlier in the week novice […]

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Obama Expected To Give Sober Speech To Congress

February 25, 2009 12:51 pm
Obama Expected To Give Sober Speech To Congress

Many were speculating whether Obama’s next speech to Congress would be one where he is intoxicated or sober, but majority opinion has seemed to reflect that they believe he will be sober. “I know he is a great speaker, but I don’t think he is at the point yet where […]

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Supreme Court Hopes to Serve More Poetic Justice

February 22, 2009 9:30 pm
Supreme Court Hopes to Serve More Poetic Justice

By Gideon Constable WASHINGTON, D.C—After many groundbreaking, obscurely worded, and contested decisions, the United States Supreme Court under Chief Justice John Roberts has decided unanimously to serve much more poetic justice than it has in the past. “We just want our decisions to have that sort of feel, that when […]

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GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?

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GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?
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Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

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Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

This past Monday, a rather unfortunate smattering of events occurred circling around one undergraduate student, Morris Jones. Morris who typically awakes to 106.6 The Goat, instead arose to high pitch chirping, and it all went downhill from there. “I hadn’t left my room since the night before when I had […]

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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
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Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy

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Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy
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Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time

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Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time
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Obama Rebukes African Leaders for Lack of African Americans in Africa

February 16, 2009 5:21 pm
Obama Rebukes African Leaders for Lack of African Americans in Africa

While the United States celebrates the inauguration of its first African American president, signifying a break from hundreds of years of racism, segregation, and slavery, many are concerned that other countries in the world will never be able to accomplish the same. A recent study has shown that there are […]

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