The Flipside Magazine – Will Your Friends Catch You Sitting With Your Legs Crossed?w

November 19, 2008 12:20 pm
The Flipside Magazine – Will Your Friends Catch You Sitting With Your Legs Crossed?w
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Italics Malfunction Rids Campus of Pretentious Papers

November 16, 2008 8:07 pm
Italics Malfunction Rids Campus of Pretentious Papers

A system error of Microsoft Word caused widespread disabling of the italics function earlier this week, forcing faculty and graduate students across the country to remove italicized foreign-language words from papers and articles, making their prose easier to read and less pretentious. “This is a problem of cyclopean proportions,” said […]

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President Hennessy Spotted On Campus

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President Hennessy Spotted On Campus

According to several eyewitnesses, Stanford President John Hennessy was seen walking between the Quad and the business school around 11:15 A.M. last Friday. This was the first sighting of the elusive Hennessy since he addressed the Class of 2012 during Orientation in mid-September. Sophomore and Hennessy-watching enthusiast Claire Naziri told […]

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Missed Connections

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Missed Connections

32 years ago you spoke the word “serendipity” down the subway stairs. I haven’t forgotten. Two weeks ago you posted on missed connections. Call me… To the girl on the elevator… you went to floor five… I pushed the button for you. To the girl at Axe & Palm.. do […]

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Apple Releases The Next Generation iHum

7:54 pm
Apple Releases The Next Generation iHum

the best iHum yet

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Journalist Wants To Take Acute Angle For Next Article

7:52 pm
Journalist Wants To Take Acute Angle For Next Article
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Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries

November 14, 2008 12:12 am
Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries
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Palin Retreats To Winter Lair

November 8, 2008 9:39 pm
Palin Retreats To Winter Lair
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Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President

9:06 pm
Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President

By Dorothy Cranard WASHINGTON D.C–In order to continue his message of change, Barack Obama got a sex change yesterday to give the country its first black president, its first female president, and its first president who has received a sex change. “Like I told the people,” said Obama in his […]

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Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy

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Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy

In an unexpected course of events, president elect Barack Obama has already started making presidential decisions. Last Wednesday, just one day after being elected, Obama announced that for his first act as president he will bring change to the White House by ousting the Bush’s dog Barney. “The people of […]

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