An Open Letter To Andrew Luck

Dear Andrew, Let’s dispense with the formalities. We should be friends. I’m not talking Bill and Ted or Harold and Maude—I’m thinking more like Damon and Affleck. You know, just two laid-back,...

October 3rd, 2011

Tell-All Book Alleges Barack Obama Had Sex With Black Woman

In the wake of the political firestorm surrounding allegations that Sarah Palin once had a tryst with former NBA star Glen Rice, tabloids are now abuzz with rumors that President Barack Obama may have...

October 3rd, 2011

Michael Arrington Announces Next Venture: TechCrunch Cereal

After leaving his Silicon Valley news blog TechCrunch earlier this month, Michael Arrington has announced that he is using funding from Sequoia Capital and General Mills to start his next big business...

October 1st, 2011

Freshman Heartbroken Over Lost Lanyard

Tragedy struck Friday afternoon at approximately 4:36 PM when freshman Stephen Salazar lost his lanyard. “I was just biking to White Plaza to get my bike registered, and by the time I got there I realized...

September 30th, 2011

Running Water Found on Mars

Last week, Scientists at the Ames Research Center in Moffett Field, California have found what appears to be evidence of running water on Mars. On Thursday, NASA’s Opportunity rover found several...

September 29th, 2011

Eric Carle’s Very Hungry Caterpillar Replaced By The Caterpillar Who Eats Only As Much As He Needs

NEW YORK—In response to the growing obesity problem in the United States, Eric Carle, author of the famous book The Very Hungry Caterpillar, has released a new edition of his book to teach children the...

September 28th, 2011

ASSU Releases Stanford 2.0.0.1

A new version of the ASSU website went live this afternoon following a minor UI tweak and a fixed typo. Student body Vice President Stewart Macgregor-Dennis was proud of the site’s new upgrade. “We’ve...

September 27th, 2011

Campus Gang “The Freshman 15” Terrorizes Stanford

You can recognize them by their gang-sign: arms crossed holding up one finger on one hand and five on the other. Based in Cedro, they call themselves “The Freshman 15.” It’s a group of...

September 26th, 2011

Stanford Flipside Fall Class Preview

MATH 451: Counting to a Million: In this class you will count to a million with a group. Attendance mandatory. No final project. We will progressively count higher for ten weeks. MATH 102: Applied Addition:...

September 26th, 2011

Facebook Introduces the New New New New Facebook

Earlier this week, Facebook began rolling out its newest round of updates. In an exclusive interview with the Flipside, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg revealed that the update offers “All sorts of...

September 26th, 2011

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