Huntsman Drops Out of GOP Race in Hopes of Having an Affair

January 17th, 2012

GOP Nominates a Cement Mixing Truck

Confronted with a sorry group of candidates growing more ridiculous with each passing debate, the GOP recently announced an intent to forgo party decorum in favor of an unorthodox political strategy in...

January 17th, 2012

Student Grabs Way More After-Dinner Mints Than Deemed Socially Acceptable After Eating at Nice Restaurant

Stanford sophomore Marcus Stevenson took considerably too many peppermint-flavored mints after a recent meal at an upscale Italian restaurant on University Avenue, which authorities have refused to identify. Traumatized...

January 17th, 2012

Despite Lack of Snow, Students Still Planning to Drink Heavily on Ski Trip

On the verge of the annual dorm ski trips, many Stanford students are worried about the way in which this year’s record low snowfall will impact trip quality. “I know there won’t be much...

January 17th, 2012

Medical Schools Supplement the MCAT with the LOLCAT

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January 16th, 2012

Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users

If you follow technology news, it will come as no surprise to you that the popular Silicon Valley social network Facebook announced that that they have reached 7.5 billion users, and surpassed their main...

January 12th, 2012

Study Finds Liars Have Way More Sex

In a study released last week by the Stanford Psychology department, it was found that those who identify as compulsive liars were found to have way more sex than the average individual. “This is actually...

January 8th, 2012

Flipside Horoscopes

Want to know how this new year is going to go before it happens? Here at the Flipside we’ve taken some effort to peer into your future for you: Aries: Today is no different than any other day. Despite...

January 8th, 2012

God Awkwardly Forgets Son’s Birthday Again

According to scriptural and journalistic sources, God forgot the December 25th birthday of his first and only son, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, for the third time in the last 2,000 years. “I got really...

January 8th, 2012

New Year’s Resolution Negatively Affects Everyone Else

January 8th, 2012

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