Op-ed: For God’s Sake, Stop Sending Out These Fucking Amber Alerts—I Already Killed the Kid Picture this: you’re all alone in the kitchen, pan-frying some tilapia and… Jordan ZietzFebruary 13, 2021
Op-Ed: I, an on-campus frosh, locked myself out of my room, and my solution was to ask MTL if I could sleep over at his house. The first time I locked myself out of my room, I asked… Carolina MirandaFebruary 13, 2021
Op-Ed: Halloween 2020 Sucks Corona has made me realize a lot of things – that it… Gracie NewmanFebruary 8, 2021
I Failed My Midterm, So I Invited All My Friends Over for a Party, Dressed Up as a Piñata, and Made Them Beat Me Well folks, it’s about that time of year: when the neighbors put… Alex DurhamFebruary 8, 2021
i really miss licking handrails :( It’s been over six months since I last licked a handrail and… Aditi TalatiFebruary 2, 2021
I’m not like the other girls— I have COVID You see an enchanting figure across the room–tussling her long, blonde hair.… Jeyla AranjoFebruary 2, 2021
Op-Ed: My Selfish Fucking Little Brother Just Wasted His Make-A-Wish on a Trip to Disneyworld Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can’t. My terminally… Jordan ZietzJanuary 20, 2021
355 Articles Opinion Politics Year 13 Op-Ed: To Ensure My Vote Counts I Nailed A Copy of My Ballot to Every Door in My State Capitol You heard me right. With all the damn kerfuffle around ballots and… Alex DurhamOctober 6, 2020
355 Articles Opinion Year 13 I Was Going to Let My Daughter Draw on Our Walls So She Could Express Herself, But Her Composition Was Shit and She Clearly Doesn’t Grasp Proper Symmetry So I Bleached the Walls My daughter somehow found the crayon set I bought when I decided… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 6, 2020
