Op-Ed: I’m Tired Of Being Called Racist Just Because I Support Small Government, Lower Taxes, And Racism

November 13, 2017 2:10 pm
Op-Ed: I’m Tired Of Being Called Racist Just Because I Support Small Government, Lower Taxes, And Racism

By Robert Spencer Over the last few weeks, Stanford has erupted in debate over the College Republicans’ invitation for me to speak on campus about the dangers of Islam. And while the ruckus over that event is bad enough — as far as I’m concerned, calling someone “Islamophobic” is actually […]

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Op-Ed: Please Just Let Me Eat My Toothpaste In The Back Of Class In Peace

October 30, 2017 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: Please Just Let Me Eat My Toothpaste In The Back Of Class In Peace

We all have our vices. Maybe yours is smoking, or perhaps gambling. And mine, sure, it’s a little less orthodox. But so what if I enjoy chowing down on a tube of toothpaste during my Thinking Matters section? What’s it to you, buddy? Just because I personally love gulping back […]

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Op-Ed: Do You Not See The Slugs?!

October 16, 2017 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: Do You Not See The Slugs?!

Whoa, all of these slugs are really starting to get annoying, right? Those slick sacks of goo are just all over the damn place.  Don’t you just hate slipping on, crushing, and murdering whole families of slugs? I mean, what’s up with that?  I feel like there should’ve been some […]

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Op-Ed: Hello, I Am Forky The Spoon, Social Pariah

October 9, 2017 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: Hello, I Am Forky The Spoon, Social Pariah

Salutations.  I write to you from the prison of my earthly carcass, the simple form of a stainless steel handle extending into a shallow bowl shape.  I am currently huddled in the dark corner of my jailor’s utensil drawer, exiled by my intolerant and bigoted peers.  I am Forky the […]

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The Top Five Times The Guy From Planet Earth Encouraged Me to Kill All My Birds

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The Top Five Times The Guy From Planet Earth Encouraged Me to Kill All My Birds

David Attenborough, that mischievous scamp who does the voice-overs on BBC’s award-winning Planet Earth, is always encouraging me to murder my pet birds. Here are the top five strategies he’s attempted. The Time He Backed It Up With Evidence Mr. Attenborough is first and foremost a man of science, so […]

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A Farewell From Our Seniors

June 5, 2017 2:12 pm
A Farewell From Our Seniors

Dear cherished readers, On this, our last issue as Editors of The Flipside, we would like to extend to you our utmost thanks, for our time editing The Flipside has made us extremely wealthy and famous. As we look down at our gold-plated laptops and shiny gold-plated pens, we weep, […]

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Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton

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Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton
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I think Donald Trump Is A Terrible Person, But I Sure Do Love His Music

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I think Donald Trump Is A Terrible Person, But I Sure Do Love His Music
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The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty

May 22, 2017 12:00 pm
The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty

The drought is gone, and California is saved. We did it! And now that the water’s back, we are glad to bring these wet tidings to you now. Turn on all of the water taps. Let them run. For now is a time of plenty! We’ve got water to spare, […]

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Stop-Ed: He Has Good Intentions But He’s Scaring The Children

May 21, 2017 12:00 pm
Stop-Ed: He Has Good Intentions But He’s Scaring The Children

Stop him! Oh dear god, do you see what he’s doing? He’s beginning to scare the children. I realize that he has good intentions and all, but the mouth-breathing is just getting completely out of hand.  I’ve been planning Tommy’s birthday party for over a month now, and Ed is […]

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