Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

November 1, 2008 9:45 pm
Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

Some of you may just think I’m your average conspiracy theorist, but that is certainly not the case. I have some reliable inside scoop here, but I won’t tell you exactly where I got the information from (the spirits).
     First let me dispel some of the overriding theories for […]

Read more ›

Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”

October 8, 2008 6:01 pm
Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”

By Leonard Huffman I am the wisest man in the world because I know one thing, and that is that the chow mein in the dining hall puts me in just the right mood to read Plato. The chow mein has just the right balance between noodles and veggies that […]

Read more ›