Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

October 19, 2009 3:44 pm
Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set looks nothing like anything I’ve seen before. For starters, they both seem to point the same way. Believe me, the left breast should point left and the right breast should point to the right—that’s how nature intended it. […]

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A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

May 18, 2009 2:36 pm
A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

By Alicia Huffman, mother of Denise Huffman ‘11 If sharing a room with a member of the same sex is not your idea of acceptable college housing, beware. Oblivious parents like me haven’t realized that Stanford has been forcing our children to live in these horrific “gender-biased” rooms. Our daughter […]

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EXPOSED: Relay For Life Is A Pro-Life Event—We Support the Relay For Choice

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EXPOSED: Relay For Life Is A Pro-Life Event—We Support the Relay For Choice

Every year, students across the country work to organize the “Relay For Life,” an event which, according to the American Cancer Society, “raises money for the fight against cancer.” But while the Relay For Life may seem like a genuine and legitimate attempt to end disease, further examination reveals that […]

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THE INSIDE SCOOP: The Art of Girl-Flirting

April 13, 2009 9:10 am
THE INSIDE SCOOP: The Art of Girl-Flirting

By Reva Laughlin Rush. What a wonderful way to find your sisters at Stanford! Standing in line alphabetically, waiting to enter the room filled with clapping and cheering sorority girls, I have truly connected with all the girls whose last name begins with “L.” I have even become quite close […]

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OPINION: Why Didn’t Anyone Tell me Max Weinstein Was Jewish!?

March 8, 2009 3:58 pm
OPINION: Why Didn’t Anyone Tell me Max Weinstein Was Jewish!?

By Joel Weinstein JERUSALEM—I like to think I’m a reasonable person. I know how to think, I can make logical inferences about the world, and on rare occasions I’ve even been known to think outside of the box, but last Thursday I was shocked when, while looking through the local […]

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I Am A Killing Machine

March 1, 2009 7:44 pm
I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary. These grueling days seem like months to me now as I look back upon a different time—a time when we could wake up late, in our own beds, and bike to class a comfortable five minutes late without […]

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Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

February 8, 2009 4:22 pm
Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

This past November, I watched with horror as Barack Hussein Obama captured the White House from our beloved GOP. Our party shattered into little fragments, and some of those were lost to the blue side. I don’t know if we can bring the intellectuals, the libertarians, or the soccer moms […]

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Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!

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Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!

Look, man, the neofascist, religious freakout Republicans are calling for the government to extend voting rights to fetuses. And that’s crazy, man. It shouldn’t even be up for debate. For one thing, fetuses are just a bunch of cells that will eventually become a person. They don’t have feelings. They […]

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Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

December 29, 2008 12:23 am
Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

With Obama’s recent election, you may be elated about the prospect of change, and excited to see how America responds to its first black president. You might be tempted to think that racism is a done deal and that as a nation, we have finally moved past that stage. You […]

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Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

November 8, 2008 9:01 pm
Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

By Frank the Disgruntled McCain Supporter Do you really think the U.S. just elected Barack Obama as President? Come on, America- let’s think again. This is obviously impossible. The only way Obama could have beaten John McCain would have been by using dirty techniques to rig the election. The voters […]

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