OPINION: I Love Hearing Great Things About Myself



April 19, 2010 8:34 pm
OPINION: I Love Hearing Great Things About Myself



By a ProFro

 Hey guys, I’m a member of the Stanford class of 2014! Well, maybe the Stanford Class of 2014. I also got into Yale, Harvard, Princeton and MIT. Did you hear that this was the hardest year to get into the top schools? That’s okay though, since I […]

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Editorial: Candidates Glossed Over the Important Issues

April 12, 2010 5:49 pm
Editorial: Candidates Glossed Over the Important Issues

The ASSU elections are over, and though dozens of candidates moved across campus spreading their ideas of a sustainable, tolerant and united Stanford, we think they missed many of the most important problems facing students today. We would like to take this opportunity to highlight some of these issues so […]

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Editorial: Support the Stanford Flipside for Special Fees. We’re Not Applying, But Support Us Anyway

March 1, 2010 5:41 pm
Editorial: Support the Stanford Flipside for Special Fees. We’re Not Applying, But Support Us Anyway

Once a year, the time comes when Stanford student groups send out mass email and Facebook messages telling you to vote for their group and to give them your money. Well, it’s that time again, and we, the Editorial Board, would like to ask you to support us here at […]

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Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment

February 4, 2010 12:22 am
Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment

By Ben Burges The environment is in danger. Each day, we go about our business—filling landfills, drilling in the arctic, killing rain forests—but do we do anything to stop it? No. Well I think this sucks, and I’m going to do something about it. Here at MIT, we know what […]

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Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

January 18, 2010 10:04 pm
Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

By She I am disgusted.  Everywhere I go these days, I find that any comment anybody makes that even has the slightest hint of being sexually charged is quoted as having come from my mouth.  This is defamation to the highest degree.  I am in a healthy, monogamous relationship. I […]

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Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

December 31, 2009 11:50 pm
Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

STANFORD,CA – Stanford has announced that effective immediately, it will drop Tiger Woods from all of its advertisements.  In light of the car crash and the allegations it has brought about, Stanford has joined the ranks of Gillette, Accenture, and Gatorade in dropping Woods.  He will no longer be featured […]

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Opinion: Tiger Woods Gives Us a Bad Name



11:43 pm
Opinion: Tiger Woods Gives Us a Bad Name





By Tony the Tiger 
 Over the past several decades I, along with my tiger brethren, have worked hard to give tigers a good name. For years we were frowned upon, viewed as carnivorous beasts, monsters who will stop at nothing for a morsel of food. Just look at how […]

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Opinion: Northern California is Hella Tight

November 16, 2009 8:43 pm
Opinion: Northern California is Hella Tight

Dude, Northern California is hella sick.  I don’t even know how people survive in places like Kansas or Canada or anywhere else.  We’ve got a gnarly beachfront to surf in the summer and insane mountains to carve in the winter.  And the weather is always hella sunny, so people are […]

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Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

October 19, 2009 3:44 pm
Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set looks nothing like anything I’ve seen before. For starters, they both seem to point the same way. Believe me, the left breast should point left and the right breast should point to the right—that’s how nature intended it. […]

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A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

May 18, 2009 2:36 pm
A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

By Alicia Huffman, mother of Denise Huffman ‘11 If sharing a room with a member of the same sex is not your idea of acceptable college housing, beware. Oblivious parents like me haven’t realized that Stanford has been forcing our children to live in these horrific “gender-biased” rooms. Our daughter […]

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