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Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone

Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone
Every year, the band rallies all the libraries on campus. But this year the administration cancelled the library rally. The band sent an email out to inform its members that the rally had been cancelled,...
June 4th, 2010

5×5x8×1968 Storage for Only $100 (The Best 4D Storage Around!)

5×5x8×1968 Storage for Only $100 (The Best 4D Storage Around!)
May 30th, 2010

Students Draw into Crothers Memorial Nursing Home

Students Draw into Crothers Memorial Nursing Home
May 30th, 2010

Band Celebrates Arrival of New Dollies

Band Celebrates Arrival of New Dollies
The band on Thursday celebrated the arrival of a new set of dollies. The new dollies are expected to move more smoothly than the old and will accompany the band to all of its major performances. Band members...
May 30th, 2010

Synergy Residents Participate in Outhouse Draw

Synergy Residents Participate in Outhouse Draw
Last week, Synergy residents participated in their annual outhouse draw, where they fought over who will get to occupy the most desirable outhouses and lavatories during the next academic year. Competition...
May 30th, 2010

The Police Blogger: Computer Security and Recording Devices

The Police Blogger: Computer Security and Recording Devices
By Joe Phillips, Policeman I’m Joe, but you can call me the “Police Blogger.” No, that’s not what my friends call me, it’s just what I call myself. This is my first blog post,...
May 30th, 2010

The Midnight Fryer: The Blowjob Scenario Part VIII

The Midnight Fryer: The Blowjob Scenario Part VIII
By Yanran Hu After several weeks of writing a column, I have been called “self-righteous masculinist,” “playa,” “pimp,” “thoughtless man-whore” and “shallow,”...
May 23rd, 2010

Tendency to Rationalize Is No Big Deal, Student Tells Self

Tendency to Rationalize Is No Big Deal, Student Tells Self
Last Monday, Psych 1 got personal for freshman Carrie Messner. With each passing moment of Professor Gregory Walton’s lecture about rationalization as a defense mechanism, Messner grew more and more...
May 23rd, 2010

President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill
Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack Porter spilled a full glass of skim milk on the floor of Lag Dining. Immediately following the spill, President Cardona was...
May 16th, 2010

Phenomenal Court Mopping Propels Stanford to First NCAA Volleyball Championship Since 1978

Phenomenal Court Mopping Propels Stanford to First NCAA Volleyball Championship Since 1978
Reminiscent of bat-boy legend Jake Newman’s phenomenal 1987 performance that propelled Stanford to a college baseball title, 12-year-old court mopper Devon Johnson led the Stanford Cardinal to its first...
May 16th, 2010
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