Area Chicken Lays One-Hell-Of-A Motherfuckin’ Egg

October 5, 2017 5:00 pm
Area Chicken Lays One-Hell-Of-A Motherfuckin’ Egg

Gilroy, CA —  Farmer Fred Porter, owner of Porter farms, awoke Sunday morning to find that his prized chicken, Chad, had laid what appeared to be a dope as fuck egg. The find came as a major relief to Mr. Porter and his family, who have struggled in recent months with […]

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Circle Of Tourists Finds Something Very Funny

June 5, 2017 12:00 pm
Circle Of Tourists Finds Something Very Funny
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Area Mom Wants You To Know You Can Feel Comfortable Crying To Her, In Fact It’s Fun For Her

May 30, 2017 12:00 pm
Area Mom Wants You To Know You Can Feel Comfortable Crying To Her, In Fact It’s Fun For Her

CINCINATTI, OH — Enveloping your hand in hers across the dinner table, area mom wants you to know that you don’t have to worry about her – she would truly take delight in watching you cry about the state of your depressing life. “Honey, it’s okay. You don’t have to […]

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This Woman FELL Off a CLIFF and Now She’s DEAD

May 22, 2017 12:00 pm
Accident-prone female executive falling over against a white background
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Villagers Concerned Tourists With Cameras Will Steal Their Intellectual Property Rights

April 26, 2017 12:00 pm
Tourists

Reports are showing that panic has risen in a local rural village ever since the Robinson family arrived with large and fancy cameras. The people of the village are particularly worried that these cameras will allow the American tourists to steal the villagers’ intellectual property rights to images of themselves, […]

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Op-ed: ASSU elections are just a big popularity contest, and it looks like we’re the mothafuckin’ winners

April 17, 2017 12:01 pm
Op-ed: ASSU elections are just a big popularity contest, and it looks like we’re the mothafuckin’ winners

Editor’s note: This article was written on Saturday, prior to the release of the ASSU election results. Like you, we’re pretty damn sure the Flipside slate will win. Come on. Everyone knows that elections for ASSU exec are just a big popularity contest- a way for the cool, social, pretty […]

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