Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

March 1, 2009 7:47 pm
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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Advice for Teenage Girls with Ali Weinberg

7:40 pm
Advice for Teenage Girls with Ali Weinberg

Dear Ali, So I can’t be sure, but I just saw my boyfriend Jeff holding an empty tin cup as he searched through garbage, and I think that’s when he got the shirt he wore to dinner last night, which smelled like fish. Is it just my imagination, or am […]

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12 Unopened Condoms Quietly Mock Student

7:37 pm
12 Unopened Condoms Quietly Mock Student
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Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field

7:35 pm
Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field
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Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

7:33 pm
Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to just wear that new free t-shirt Stanford gave him yesterday instead of doing his laundry. “Why do my laundry when I attended the Big Game Big T-Shirt Giveaway, was a member of the class of ’12, and attended […]

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Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

7:31 pm
Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

Kelly Jurgensen, a senior from Highland Park High School in the Chicago suburb of Highland Park, just learned that Adrienne Arnold, a sophomore from the nearby Chicago suburb of Deerfield, knows some of the same people as she does from back home. The two met through Kelly’s friend Jacqueline Fernando […]

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Nose Goes

February 2, 2009 5:43 pm
Nose Goes
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The Flipside Magazine – Should We Be Doing More To Make Our Water Fountains Handicap Accessible?

January 11, 2009 2:59 pm
The Flipside Magazine – Should We Be Doing More To Make Our Water Fountains Handicap Accessible?
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LGBTQ Community Changes Name To Include More People Not Considered ‘Straight’ : Now Calls Itself LGBTQSAHPOUDECTINFMVXY

2:32 pm
LGBTQ Community Changes Name To Include More People Not Considered ‘Straight’ : Now Calls Itself LGBTQSAHPOUDECTINFMVXY
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Sexual Innuendos Hit Peak Numbers, If You Know What We Mean

2:28 pm
Sexual Innuendos Hit Peak Numbers, If You Know What We Mean
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