The Flipside Magazine – Naan: Do You Know What It’s Called?

November 19, 2008 3:39 pm
The Flipside Magazine – Naan: Do You Know What It’s Called?
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The Flipside Magazine – Will Your Friends Catch You Sitting With Your Legs Crossed?w

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The Flipside Magazine – Will Your Friends Catch You Sitting With Your Legs Crossed?w
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Missed Connections

November 16, 2008 7:57 pm
Missed Connections

32 years ago you spoke the word “serendipity” down the subway stairs. I haven’t forgotten. Two weeks ago you posted on missed connections. Call me… To the girl on the elevator… you went to floor five… I pushed the button for you. To the girl at Axe & Palm.. do […]

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Journalist Wants To Take Acute Angle For Next Article

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Journalist Wants To Take Acute Angle For Next Article
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Radio Anchor Loses Voice

October 28, 2008 9:41 pm
Radio Anchor Loses Voice
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National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

October 25, 2008 10:05 pm
National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

STANFORD- On Thursday, October 23, members of the Stanford LGBT community and their allies participated in National Coming Out Day. Surprisingly, many of those who “came out” this day were flamboyant-acting but came out as straight. “I found out my roommate was straight today, and I’m a little surprised,” remarked […]

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37% of Full Moon Revelers Identify as Both ‘Senior’ and ‘Freshman’

October 19, 2008 1:10 pm
37% of Full Moon Revelers Identify as Both ‘Senior’ and ‘Freshman’

According to exit polls conducted by undercover reporters, 72% of Full Moon attendees were freshmen, while seniors accounted for another 65%. Surprisingly, 0% of poll responders identified themselves as sketchy graduate students. Statisticians in the math department analyzed these curious findings and released their reports late last night. “We have […]

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Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

October 12, 2008 2:15 am
Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

By Gregory Linsch STANFORD—The Stanford Psychology department just released the results to a revolutionary study that they had been conducting over the past forty years: 93.2% of the results they have obtained from surveys and studies conducted on college campuses have come from students looking for beer money. Some are […]

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State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

October 8, 2008 6:27 pm
State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

By Vladimir Porterman SACRAMENTO—Last week, the Alabama Legislature finalized a law to ban same-sex swing marriages. Preschool and elementary school children around the nation who have been swinging together will no longer be able to swing in unison, and this will be enforced by both recess supervisors and state law. […]

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Really Bad Biker Gets CUI

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Really Bad Biker Gets CUI

By Larry Seidman STANFORD, CA—Stanford sophomore undergraduate Alex Tempkin was arrested last week and brought to the San Jose prison on accounts of Cycling Under the Influence. Tempkin was alleged to have been riding his neon green Jamis bicycle at three in the morning back to his dorm when he […]

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