OPINION: Why Didn’t Anyone Tell me Max Weinstein Was Jewish!?

March 8, 2009 3:58 pm
OPINION: Why Didn’t Anyone Tell me Max Weinstein Was Jewish!?

By Joel Weinstein JERUSALEM—I like to think I’m a reasonable person. I know how to think, I can make logical inferences about the world, and on rare occasions I’ve even been known to think outside of the box, but last Thursday I was shocked when, while looking through the local […]

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The Flipside Magazine: Is It Time To Clean Your Room?

March 3, 2009 11:34 pm
The Flipside Magazine: Is It Time To Clean Your Room?
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Housed Sororities Move to Tressider

March 1, 2009 10:46 pm
Housed Sororities Move to Tressider
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TA Spends Another Valentine’s Day Office Hours Alone

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TA Spends Another Valentine’s Day Office Hours Alone

With the next problem set not due until one week later, Math 51 Teaching Assistant Derek Mitchell spent his February 14th, 3:30 pm to 5 pm weekly office hours alone again in Room 380-U. “I didn’t expect there to be anything special, like a whole room of students who wanted […]

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High School Suck-Up Encounters Much Better Suck-Ups in College

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High School Suck-Up Encounters Much Better Suck-Ups in College

Incoming freshman Ryan O’Connell, who considered himself an “outstanding” suck-up to authorities in high school, experienced a huge shock in his first week at Stanford when he found multiple people much more adept and experienced at the art of brownnosing. “It was just very strange,” O’Connell said. “In high school, […]

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Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”

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Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”
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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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Advice for Teenage Girls with Ali Weinberg

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Advice for Teenage Girls with Ali Weinberg

Dear Ali, So I can’t be sure, but I just saw my boyfriend Jeff holding an empty tin cup as he searched through garbage, and I think that’s when he got the shirt he wore to dinner last night, which smelled like fish. Is it just my imagination, or am […]

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12 Unopened Condoms Quietly Mock Student

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12 Unopened Condoms Quietly Mock Student
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Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field

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Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field
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