Report: Pure Sigma Chi Bloodline To Be Dirtied by Non-Greek Plebeians Next Year

May 7, 2018 12:00 pm
Report: Pure Sigma Chi Bloodline To Be Dirtied by Non-Greek Plebeians Next Year

In a turn of events that has horrified many, it was announced earlier this week that the Alpha Omega chapter of Sigma Chi will be opening its house to the “plain folk” of Stanford in the coming academic year. This break from tradition comes after Sigma Chi was prohibited from […]

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Clippy Shows Dying Grandmother how to Write her Will

May 3, 2018 10:18 am
Clippy Shows Dying Grandmother how to Write her Will
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Top Five Matches I Got On Match18

April 30, 2018 12:00 pm
Top Five Matches I Got On Match18

Oh, hey there, Flipside-reading seniors. Sad because you didn’t get paired up with anyone through Match18? Sucks to suck, ‘cuz I matched with five total baddies with whom I’ll likely now pursue torrid, emotionally-fulfilling sexual relationships until graduation. Check them out! 1. Tammy Two-Toes Damn, what a catch! Ever since […]

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Feminism FTW: This Girl Eats Bugs and No One Can Get Her to Stop

April 24, 2018 2:30 pm
Feminism FTW: This Girl Eats Bugs and No One Can Get Her to Stop
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Neat! In Grand Theft Auto 6, You’ll be Able to Fuck a Dog

2:22 pm
Neat! In Grand Theft Auto 6, You’ll be Able to Fuck a  Dog
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Heartwarming: When her school couldn’t afford to buy this teacher a gun, she paid for one out-of-pocket

April 23, 2018 11:30 pm
Heartwarming: When her school couldn’t afford to buy this teacher a gun, she paid for one out-of-pocket

Jackie Robinson Middle School in Queens, New York has been hit by multiple budget cuts over the last few years, so it’s no surprise that the school isn’t always able to afford basic classroom supplies. But while for some teachers that means just scraping by on what’s already available, English […]

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