Life
American Celebrates Independence, Moves Into Parents’ Basement
SUBURBIA—For over 200 years, Americans have celebrated the Fourth of July with barbecues, fireworks, and picnics with friends and family, but this year, Tyrell Jenkins, a 23-year-old from Redwood City,...
July 5th, 2010
Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone
Every year, the band rallies all the libraries on campus. But this year the administration cancelled the library rally. The band sent an email out to inform its members that the rally had been cancelled,...
June 4th, 2010
Students Draw into Crothers Memorial Nursing Home
Synergy Residents Participate in Outhouse Draw
Last week, Synergy residents participated in their annual outhouse draw, where they fought over who will get to occupy the most desirable outhouses and lavatories during the next academic year. Competition...
May 30th, 2010
The Police Blogger: Computer Security and Recording Devices
By Joe Phillips, Policeman
I’m Joe, but you can call me the “Police Blogger.” No, that’s not what my friends call me, it’s just what I call myself. This is my first blog post,...
May 30th, 2010
The Midnight Fryer: The Blowjob Scenario Part VIII
By Yanran Hu
After several weeks of writing a column, I have been called “self-righteous masculinist,” “playa,” “pimp,” “thoughtless man-whore” and “shallow,”...
May 23rd, 2010
Tendency to Rationalize Is No Big Deal, Student Tells Self
Last Monday, Psych 1 got personal for freshman Carrie Messner. With each passing moment of Professor Gregory Walton’s lecture about rationalization as a defense mechanism, Messner grew more and more...
May 23rd, 2010
First Arab-American Miss America Chosen For Her Sexy Eyes: Will Use New Position to Strive For “World Peace”
Student Rollout Actually Student Kidnapping
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May 23rd, 2010

