Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment

By Ben Burges The environment is in danger. Each day, we go…

Sky Runs Out of Water; Resorts To Cats, Dogs

According to several reports from around the blogosphere, the entire sky has…

Seeking Aid, Detroit Considers Artificial Earthquake

With the Michigan city facing the prospect of becoming a ghost town,…

Rain: Revolutionizing Awkward Small Talk Between Stanford Students

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion…

The Flipside Juice – Fish Sticks: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?

Power Outage Conspiracy Theories

Controversy and outrage about Tuesday morning’s power outage has stricken Stanford’s campus.…

Stanford Drops Tiger Woods

STANFORD,CA – Stanford has announced that effective immediately, it will drop Tiger…