Environment
President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill
Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack Porter spilled a full glass of skim milk on the floor of Lag Dining. Immediately following the spill, President Cardona was...
May 16th, 2010
Earthquake Hits Applebees
BAKERSFIELD, CA–In a major tragedy yesterday, an earthquake devastated a local Applebees. The Applebees had been home to several hundred consistent weekly visitors, but is now facing a minor inconvenience...
May 2nd, 2010
The Flip Report: April 22nd
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Class of ‘14
Class of ‘13
Going to class
Kappa Sig’s Homophobia
ΣΑΕ’s respect for women
ΔΤΔ’s respect for couches
Volcanoes
Earthquakes
The Plague
April 22nd, 2010
Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment
By Ben Burges
The environment is in danger. Each day, we go about our business—filling landfills, drilling in the arctic, killing rain forests—but do we do anything to stop it? No. Well I think this...
February 4th, 2010
Sky Runs Out of Water; Resorts To Cats, Dogs
According to several reports from around the blogosphere, the entire sky has officially run out of water. With several trillion pounds of rain pouring down in the Bay Area in the past week, the sky has...
January 27th, 2010
Seeking Aid, Detroit Considers Artificial Earthquake
With the Michigan city facing the prospect of becoming a ghost town, city lawmakers hatched an enterprising plan to restore it to prosperity: Purposefully destroying it with a man-made, 7.5 “mega-quake.”
“We...
January 26th, 2010
Rain: Revolutionizing Awkward Small Talk Between Stanford Students
University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad
STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion in assets to recoup losses from the global financial crisis. The assets in question, which included deceased...
January 25th, 2010

