Environment

President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill
Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack Porter spilled a full glass of skim milk on the floor of Lag Dining. Immediately following the spill, President Cardona was...
May 16th, 2010

Earthquake Hits Applebees

Earthquake Hits Applebees
BAKERSFIELD, CA–In a major tragedy yesterday, an earthquake devastated a local Applebees. The Applebees had been home to several hundred consistent weekly visitors, but is now facing a minor inconvenience...
May 2nd, 2010

The Flip Report: April 22nd

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Class of ‘14 Class of ‘13 Going to class Kappa Sig’s Homophobia ΣΑΕ’s respect for women ΔΤΔ’s respect for couches Volcanoes Earthquakes The Plague
April 22nd, 2010

Video: Flipside Weekend Update

Video: Flipside Weekend Update
March 1st, 2010

Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment

Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment
By Ben Burges The environment is in danger. Each day, we go about our business—filling landfills, drilling in the arctic, killing rain forests—but do we do anything to stop it? No. Well I think this...
February 4th, 2010

Sky Runs Out of Water; Resorts To Cats, Dogs

According to several reports from around the blogosphere, the entire sky has officially run out of water. With several trillion pounds of rain pouring down in the Bay Area in the past week, the sky has...
January 27th, 2010

Seeking Aid, Detroit Considers Artificial Earthquake

Seeking Aid, Detroit Considers Artificial Earthquake
With the Michigan city facing the prospect of becoming a ghost town, city lawmakers hatched an enterprising plan to restore it to prosperity: Purposefully destroying it with a man-made, 7.5 “mega-quake.” “We...
January 26th, 2010

Rain: Revolutionizing Awkward Small Talk Between Stanford Students

Rain: Revolutionizing Awkward Small Talk Between Stanford Students
January 26th, 2010

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion in assets to recoup losses from the global financial crisis. The assets in question, which included deceased...
January 25th, 2010

The Flipside Juice – Fish Sticks: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?

The Flipside Juice – Fish Sticks: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?
January 22nd, 2010
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