Controversy Emerges as to Whether Shakespeare Really Wrote “Gaieties” 

As part of the annual Big Game festivities, Stanford students will be performing “Gaieties” on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week. Each and every year, this performance is accompanied by...

November 14th, 2010

Facebook Introduces “Innermost Feelings About Each Other” Feature to Friendship Pages

Several weeks after launching its new friendship pages, Facebook has added an exciting new feature: the ability to view a summary of each friend’s deepest feelings about the other. The feelings are...

November 11th, 2010

Spoken Word Collective Accepts First Mute Member

In what several student organizations have hailed as a milestone in social progress, the Spoken Word Collective has accepted its first mute member, Jacob Vogler. Vogler, who has been deaf and mute for...

November 10th, 2010

Facebook Adds Ability To Share Masturbatory Habits With Friends

Note: In the print edition of this week’s issue, we accidentally used a picture of Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers student who committed suicide. We did a random image search for a student, and we were...

November 7th, 2010

New Law Prohibits Drinking and Playing Mariokart

In a bid to plug a major hole in state alcohol laws, the California state government passed a law declaring it a felony to play Mariokart while intoxicated. Governor Schwarzenegger commented, “For as...

October 26th, 2010

Caltech Girl’s PowerPoint of the Men She Knows Goes Viral

Caltech student Patty Christensen recently sent a email to her friends containing an “honors thesis” graphically detailing all of the men she has met through various World of Warcraft teams,...

October 18th, 2010

New LinkedIn Movie Opens: Viewers React With Mild Approval

The prescreening of the new LinkedIn movie, “The Online Rolodex,” opened to crowds in the tens at some cinema in Palo Alto or Menlo Park or somewhere. The movie opens with a corporate meeting...

September 26th, 2010

Calculus Textbook “Dazzles” and “Inspires”

Colley’s masterpiece “Vector Calculus” is not your average math textbook. Colley has a way with words that makes reading about the dot product and the del operator a pure joy. She draws...

September 26th, 2010

Live EP “ShowaJamz” Reveals New Artist’s Fresh, Clean Sound

If you had any doubt that Stanford MS&E major James Harak would be the next Kelly Clarkson, doubt no longer. Yesterday, after presenting my press pass at the front door of his residence at Xanadu,...

September 26th, 2010

Dr. Seuss Reponds To Obama Childrens Book With Economic Policy Briefing

September 26th, 2010

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