Desperate Students AutoTune Physics 45 Lecture

September 27, 2009 11:02 pm
Desperate Students AutoTune Physics 45 Lecture
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Harry Potter Fans Outraged at Rowling’s Inclusion of Events Not Seen in Film



September 20, 2009 8:35 pm
Harry Potter Fans Outraged at Rowling’s Inclusion of Events Not Seen in Film



This summer, Harry Potter fans across the world united in protest against J.K. Rowling and the Harry Potter Franchise.  “The Harry Potter films are masterpieces, but Rowling just can’t let good art stand. She has to meddle, ruining the story by adding extra events and characters that make the plot […]

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Students Turn Driving into a Drinking Game

June 1, 2009 7:59 pm
Students Turn Driving into a Drinking Game

STANFORD, CA—Stanford students have always been at the forefront of new developments in every field, and the recent breakthroughs in drinking games have been no exception. Three days ago, Electrical Engineering major Glenn Demitt ’10 and Physics PhD Huy Lin ’09 took drinking games to an entirely new level with […]

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Area Asshole Responsible For All of Swine Flu

May 5, 2009 12:52 am
Area Asshole Responsible For All of Swine Flu
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THE INSIDE SCOOP: The Art of Girl-Flirting

April 13, 2009 9:10 am
THE INSIDE SCOOP: The Art of Girl-Flirting

By Reva Laughlin Rush. What a wonderful way to find your sisters at Stanford! Standing in line alphabetically, waiting to enter the room filled with clapping and cheering sorority girls, I have truly connected with all the girls whose last name begins with “L.” I have even become quite close […]

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Conservatives Applaud Rush Week

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Conservatives Applaud Rush Week

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of Rush Limbaugh’s extremely popular and well received speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference, the Republican Party decided to honor the life and spirit of the infamous talk show host by dedicating the first week of April towards the promotion of activities normally conducted by Limbaugh. […]

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Pi Phi Girls Not Tall Enough To Go On This Ride

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Pi Phi Girls Not Tall Enough To Go On This Ride
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Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences

January 18, 2009 2:56 pm
Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences
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Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

November 30, 2008 4:07 pm
Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

A collaboration between beverage giant PepsiCo and erectile dysfunction upstart Cialis has finally born fruit in the form of Pepsialis. “With Pepsialis, the goal is to quench your thirst with that refreshing Pepsi taste, while simultaneously promoting blood flow to the penile region,” declared Pepsi spokeswoman Anna Tirico. A multimedia […]

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Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical

October 25, 2008 11:00 pm
Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical
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