Conservatives Applaud Rush Week

April 13, 2009 1:22 am
Conservatives Applaud Rush Week

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of Rush Limbaugh’s extremely popular and well received speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference, the Republican Party decided to honor the life and spirit of the infamous talk show host by dedicating the first week of April towards the promotion of activities normally conducted by Limbaugh. […]

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Pi Phi Girls Not Tall Enough To Go On This Ride

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Pi Phi Girls Not Tall Enough To Go On This Ride
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Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences

January 18, 2009 2:56 pm
Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences
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Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

November 30, 2008 4:07 pm
Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

A collaboration between beverage giant PepsiCo and erectile dysfunction upstart Cialis has finally born fruit in the form of Pepsialis. “With Pepsialis, the goal is to quench your thirst with that refreshing Pepsi taste, while simultaneously promoting blood flow to the penile region,” declared Pepsi spokeswoman Anna Tirico. A multimedia […]

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Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical

October 25, 2008 11:00 pm
Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical
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Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic

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Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic

The San Jose Mercury News reported Friday that porn kingpin Larry Flynt is in the process of finishing the final touches to his latest porn video starring Palin look-alike Lisa Ann. The film titled “Nailin Paylin” is set to hit porn shops before the November election and is said to […]

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