THE INSIDE SCOOP: The Art of Girl-Flirting

By Reva Laughlin Rush. What a wonderful way to find your sisters at Stanford! Standing in line alphabetically, waiting to enter the room filled with clapping and cheering sorority girls, I have truly...

April 13th, 2009

Conservatives Applaud Rush Week

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of Rush Limbaugh’s extremely popular and well received speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference, the Republican Party decided to honor the life and spirit of...

April 13th, 2009

Pi Phi Girls Not Tall Enough To Go On This Ride

April 13th, 2009

Massive Fonzie Scheme Fraud Stole Hearts, Minds of 1970s Audiences

January 18th, 2009

Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

A collaboration between beverage giant PepsiCo and erectile dysfunction upstart Cialis has finally born fruit in the form of Pepsialis. “With Pepsialis, the goal is to quench your thirst with that refreshing...

November 30th, 2008

Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical

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October 25th, 2008

Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic

The San Jose Mercury News reported Friday that porn kingpin Larry Flynt is in the process of finishing the final touches to his latest porn video starring Palin look-alike Lisa Ann. The film titled “Nailin...

October 25th, 2008