Tupac Hologram Murdered on Las Vegas Strip

After stunning crowds at the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival with the realistic look of a holographic Tupac Shakur, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg did what any excited reveling superstars would do:...

April 24th, 2012

OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games

In a yearly celebration designed to remember the horrors of excess alcohol consumption and the Great Alcohol Transport of 1994, Stanford will celebrate the Drinking Games this week. Last week, one boy...

April 9th, 2012

Westminster Dog Show Winner Perfects Leg Humping

Last Sunday the most puffed up and inbred dogs from around the country convened in the ultimate competition—the 136thAnnual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Competitive events included fetch, playing...

February 24th, 2012

Rihanna Reveals “Hopeless Place” to be NYC Dumpster

This past Saturday, pop megastar Rihanna revealed what her fans have long been waiting for: the exact location of the “hopeless place” in which she found love, according to her newest hit, “We Found...

February 8th, 2012

Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television. Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it...

January 30th, 2012

Dining Hall Puts Morgan Freeman on MLK Day Posters

Stanford, CA — In an embarrassing incident Monday, staff members at the Arillaga family dining hall accidentally displayed a poster depicting famous actor Morgan Freeman, mistakenly claiming he was Martin...

January 24th, 2012

Kardashian Looking For New Fake Husband For Television

Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous, is currently on the prowl for her new television husband after the demise of her 72-day marriage to basketball player, Kris Humphries. She has recently leaked...

December 2nd, 2011

God Explains Role of “Jersey Shore” in His Divine Plan

Last week in a meeting with a select group of high-ranking religious officials, God took the opportunity to assure his followers that the popular reality show “Jersey Shore” is, in fact, part of his...

November 28th, 2011

Taylor Swift Posts Topless Photos to Prove Previous Topless Photos Were Fake

Last week, scandal erupted when a celebrity gossip website posted photos of a topless young woman and claimed that the woman was none other than Taylor Swift. Swift’s representatives quickly assured...

November 12th, 2011

Coldplay Re-Releases Viva La Vida with New Song Titles and Cover Art

Sources in the music industry report that popular British rock band Coldplay’s new album Mylo Xyloto has been found to be sonically identical to their last album, and that the band simply changed the...

November 7th, 2011

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