Quote of the Week 10/24/16

October 24, 2016 12:00 pm
Quote of the Week 10/24/16

“[Bird noise]” – Rapper

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New A Capella Group Just Absolute Dogshit

October 12, 2016 9:00 am
Group of friends karaoke singing at the bar

Comparing their sound to that of “a great ape bellowing in pain,” junior Austin Matthews informed reporters yesterday that Stanford’s newest a capella group—the Winds that Blow—is just complete, irredeemable dogshit. “Oh God, they were terrible—like a group of screeching meerkats fighting for supremacy,” reported Matthews, adding that when he […]

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Quote of the Week 5/30/16

May 30, 2016 12:00 pm
Quote of the Week 5/30/16

“Hulk Hogan, we meet at last.” – Peter Thiel  

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Celebrity Shares Photo Of Newborn Publicity Stunt

May 23, 2016 12:00 pm
Celebrity Shares Photo Of Newborn Publicity Stunt
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Review: TeleVision, the Bad Window You Can Keep Inside a Building

May 18, 2016 9:00 am
Review: TeleVision, the Bad Window You Can Keep Inside a Building

Gone are the days of looking outside to see the horrors of nature. Long forgotten are the times of having to read to see what our fellow man is creating or destroying. The era of artificial existence is inevitable, and we are all a part of it. You might be […]

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New Radiohead Album Gives Basement-Dwellers New Thing to Yell “Mom, I’m Busy” About

May 16, 2016 12:00 pm
New Radiohead Album Gives Basement-Dwellers New Thing to Yell “Mom, I’m Busy” About
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