Report: Stanford No Longer Well-Endowed

March 1, 2009 10:49 pm
Report: Stanford No Longer Well-Endowed

A report released yesterday by USA Today revealed that Stanford, in the midst of the nation’s crisis, can no longer be considered “well-endowed.” Vice Provost for Undergraduate Education John Bravman was “saddened” but remained optimistic. “Why do you have to always compare us to other schools like Harvard and Yale,” […]

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Entrepreneur Excited to Start New Romantic Venture

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Entrepreneur Excited to Start New Romantic Venture

Recent graduate and Silicon Valley technology entrepreneur Jason Pirloni claimed he was “extremely excited about the prospects” of a new romantic venture he was pursuing. The project, named Jessica Simon, has been in the works since he met her two months ago. “It’s looking really good,” Pirloni said. “All of […]

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Weak Economy, No-Shave-November, Sends Gillette Into Bankruptcy

December 11, 2008 9:48 pm
Weak Economy, No-Shave-November, Sends Gillette Into Bankruptcy
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Hanukkah Gelt Gains on Weak Dollar

December 7, 2008 7:59 pm
Hanukkah Gelt Gains on Weak Dollar
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Reindeer Transportation Hopes to Offer Relief From Dependence on Foreign Oil

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Reindeer Transportation Hopes to Offer Relief From Dependence on Foreign Oil

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and, in the true American spirit, each and every potential customer is now completely inundated with holiday advertisements. And, what would the materialist’s month be without the quintessential TV commercials released by auto companies, showing off speed around sharp turns and sleek designs wrapped in […]

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The Flipside Magazine – How is the Economy Affecting Our National Flatlands?

November 27, 2008 3:09 pm
The Flipside Magazine – How is the Economy Affecting Our National Flatlands?
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Bad Economy Leads to Poor ‘Trick or Treat’ Candy Selection

November 1, 2008 11:18 pm
Bad Economy Leads to Poor ‘Trick or Treat’ Candy Selection
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Top Lehman Brothers Executive Says Now Is The Best Time To Invest

October 12, 2008 2:06 am
Top Lehman Brothers Executive Says Now Is The Best Time To Invest
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