McDonald’s Introduces New Suite of Custom Meals

Hoping to build on the success of their “Happy Meal” product line,…

Chefs and Potters Unions Show Strong Support for Prop. 19

Both the California chefs and potters unions declared support for Proposition 19,…

Target Introduces Real Life Shower Caddy

After years of unsuccessful experimentation, famed golfer and budding toiletry entrepreneur Arnold…

“Microsoft Releases New ‘Dora the Internet Explorer Web’ Browser”

Earlier this week, in an attempt to regain internet browser market share,…

New Movement Seeks to End Sexual Discrimination in Seashell-Selling Industry

For as long as shelled crustaceans have inhabited Earth, a simple but…

New LinkedIn Movie Opens: Viewers React With Mild Approval

The prescreening of the new LinkedIn movie, “The Online Rolodex,” opened to…

Report: Money May Not Grow On Trees, But It Does Grow On Hedges

ASSU Undergrad Senate Grills Goldman Sachs Summer Interns

Wang, Sachs, Explode Onto Campus Political Scene

ASSU Senate candidates Showly Wang and Rebecca Sachs are making their presence…