Wow! Hooters Just Hired 2,000 Huge-Breasted Men

February 27, 2017 12:00 pm
Wow! Hooters Just Hired 2,000 Huge-Breasted Men
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Satire Dead? Don’t Worry, ‘The Onion’ Doing Fine Thanks To Investments In Blood Diamonds

February 6, 2017 12:00 pm
Satire Dead? Don’t Worry, ‘The Onion’ Doing Fine Thanks To Investments In Blood Diamonds

The past few weeks have been difficult for satirists the world over, as the Trump administration’s increasingly outlandish policy proposals have made even the silliest of satirical premises seem dour and plausible by comparison. Of particular concern to commenters around the world has been the future ‘The Onion’, a genre-defining […]

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As Chuck-e-Cheese approaches IPO, competing chain Salmonella Sam’s struggles to remain in business

January 28, 2017 1:07 pm
As Chuck-e-Cheese approaches IPO, competing chain Salmonella Sam’s struggles to remain in business

At the Chuck-e-Cheese on Lorendale drive in West Bennet, the parking lot is full and children drag their parents back each and every weekend for more fun. This scene is just about the same in every town across America — even after years of operation, Chuck-e-Cheese is still reaping in […]

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MIT Physicist-Restauranteurs Create Asian-Fusion Reactor

December 5, 2016 11:59 am
MIT Physicist-Restauranteurs Create Asian-Fusion Reactor
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Nike Launches “Just Shoe It” Campaign

May 31, 2016 12:00 pm
Nike Launches “Just Shoe It” Campaign

Following a year of low sales, Nike Inc. has announced a new advertising campaign. It will feature a new and exciting direction for the company. The company’s new direction is typified by the slogan “Just Shoe It”. The campaign lets consumers know they can purchase Nike-brand shoes. “We decided to […]

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Honest Resume Sparks Hysterical Laughter In Boardroom

May 17, 2016 12:00 pm
Honest Resume Sparks Hysterical Laughter In Boardroom

CHICAGO, IL – Local reports out of the Windy City indicate that Stanford senior Dudley Chase, having made the mistake of submitting a resume that was an accurate representation of his administrative and editorial skills, was laughed out of the Lewis Enterprises boardroom on Sunday. Apparently, upon reading Chase’s one-page […]

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