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Nobel Prize in Economics Awarded for “Master Hand” Theory

Nobel Prize in Economics Awarded for “Master Hand” Theory
Stanford economics professor Gerald Walker was recently awarded the Nobel Prize in economics after pioneering the new “master hand” theory of markets to explain recent trends in global finance. “The...
April 30th, 2012

Ninja Rockstar Dismayed by Rejection from Startups

Ninja Rockstar Dismayed by Rejection from Startups
Axl Lee, a Stanford senior and certified “ninja rockstar,” truly believed that his resume was top-notch. He had trained for twelve years under Japan’s Premier Ninja Master, Shogun Kazuato, and had...
March 14th, 2012

Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute

Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute
Hormel, the corporation behind Spam and other processed meat delicacies, has announced plans to move forward with a new line of meat-based textured vegetable food products. The new products are targeted...
February 27th, 2012

Apple Loses Corporate Headquarters in a Bar

Apple Loses Corporate Headquarters in a Bar
September 1st, 2011

Drug Mule Fired Over Resume Padding Allegations

Drug Mule Fired Over Resume Padding Allegations
Long time Black Eagle employee Abu Nayeem was let go yesterday amidst accusations that many critical aspects of his resume were falsified. His departure has sent surprised cartel managers searching for...
January 30th, 2011

Wave of Taco Bell Employees Apply to Stanford Knight Management School

Wave of Taco Bell Employees Apply to Stanford Knight Management School
In anticipation of the opening of the Knight School of Management this spring, a wave of Taco Bell employees arrived on campus this week. These workers said that they were looking for a step up in managing...
January 20th, 2011

Director David Fincher Sued By Best Friend Over Who Directed “The Social Network”

Director David Fincher Sued By Best Friend Over Who Directed “The Social Network”
January 17th, 2011

L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo

L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo
With environmental consciousness on the rise throughout the United States, product engineers at L’Oreal have resorted to extreme measures to tailor their shampoo to the eco-friendly. According...
January 14th, 2011

McDonald’s Introduces New Suite of Custom Meals

McDonald’s Introduces New Suite of Custom Meals
Hoping to build on the success of their “Happy Meal” product line, McDonald’s has introduced a new set of meals to appeal to a broader age range. The main new meal from McDonald’s...
November 16th, 2010

Chefs and Potters Unions Show Strong Support for Prop. 19

Chefs and Potters Unions Show Strong Support for Prop. 19
Both the California chefs and potters unions declared support for Proposition 19, the statewide referendum to legalize the recreational use of marijuana in California. Famous TV Chef Emeril Lagasse, a...
October 31st, 2010
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