ASSU Undergrad Senate Grills Goldman Sachs Summer Interns

May 2nd, 2010

Wang, Sachs, Explode Onto Campus Political Scene

ASSU Senate candidates Showly Wang and Rebecca Sachs are making their presence felt across campus in a campaign that has grown to epic proportions. “This is the biggest campaign I have ever seen!”...

April 5th, 2010

Video: Flipside Weekend Update

March 1st, 2010

Lady Gaga Wins World Series of Poker

Lady Gaga won the World Series of Poker yesterday, decisively defeating Texas Hold ‘Em players from around the world in the televised event on ESPN. The key to Gaga’s success, her flabbergasted...

February 2nd, 2010

Full Text of Obama’s State of the Union Address

Following is the transcript of President Obama’s State of the Union address, delivered January 27, 2010, as released by the White House. Madam Speaker, Vice President Biden, members of Congress,...

February 1st, 2010

Apple iPad Makes Life Easier for Women

SAN FRANCISCO—This week, Mac icon Steve Jobs introduced the Apple iPad. Sized between an iPod and an iBook, the iPad is expected to take the world by storm. Though the iPad is designed to appeal to all...

January 30th, 2010

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New iWindows

Judging from the all-around mood of jubilance and the excited chatter of fanboys and industry execs, Apple had done it again. Like previous groundbreakers, iWindows lived up to the hype. Rumors spread...

January 29th, 2010

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion in assets to recoup losses from the global financial crisis. The assets in question, which included deceased...

January 25th, 2010

Supreme Court Overturns Ban on Corporate “Donations”

In a bitterly divided ruling, the Supreme Court voted today to overturn a long-standing precedent that banned corporations from giving sexual favors to lawmakers. “The first amendment guarantees...

January 24th, 2010

“Capitalism: A Love Story” a Blockbuster Success, Michael Moore Decides Capitalism Okay After All

After three weeks in the box office, Michael Moore’s new film, “Capitalism: A Love Story” has netted nearly 26 million dollars in ticket sales. The film, Moore’s first in several years, criticizes...

October 26th, 2009

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