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Wyclef Jean’s Economic Policy for Haiti: Dolla Dolla Bills Y’all
California Reaches Compromise on Prop 8: Gays Can Marry Every Other Week
SAN FRANCISCO, CA.—Californians reached a compromise this past Tuesday on Gay Marriage and put into effect HR 520, also known as the Partial Equality for Nutarians, Inmates, and Southerners Act. The...
August 20th, 2010
Bicurious Night Club to be Built Next to Ground Zero Mosque
NEW YORK CITY, N.Y. — Greg Gutfield, notorious New York City club owner, has purchased property next to the Ground Zero Mosque complex which he intends to use for a bicurious night club. “I really...
August 19th, 2010
Bookstore Reduces Cost of Course Reader to An Arm & A Leg
CA Supreme Court Overturns Stanford; Students Surprised, Upside-down
Obama Administration Looks to Plumber to Solve Nation’s Problems
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Obama shocked the nation last week when he announced that he would begin seeking advice from a man he calls “Plumber Paul.”
Though not much is known about the plumber,...
August 5th, 2010
Cal opens “EPMY Summer Institutes”–Educational Program for Mediocre Youth
From late June through early August, Stanford hosts the EPGY Summer Institutes—the Educational Program for Gifted Youth. Dwelling in Row houses from Slav Dom to EBF, gifted middle- and high-school students...
August 5th, 2010
Shocking Statistic Reveals Something Bad About Americans
Researchers at a private university released an unsettling study today that revealed that a large percentage of Americans do not have the ability to do something basic that most people assumed they could...
August 5th, 2010
National Suicide Rates Jump as Inception Spurs the Nation to Think
LOS ANGELES, Calif.—A new and alarming study has found that suicide rates throughout the United States have skyrocketed, and the cause seems to be linked to the release of Christopher Nolan and Leo DiCaprio’s...
August 5th, 2010

