United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan

After much international pressure, The United States apologized for their use of…

Kappa Sigma Loses House, Brothers Adopt Hunter-Gatherer Lifestyle.

After losing their housing for the next academic year, members of Kappa…

Muammar Gaddafi Declares Candidacy For ASSU Senate

68-year-old Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi formally renounced his position as supreme leader…

Stanford Flipside Implements New Paywall Requiring Readers to Sacrifice Their First Child

In a stunning attempt to save the dying newspaper industry, the Stanford…

University Changes Mascot Back to the Stanford Jew

After many years with the mascot of the Cardinal, the university Athletic…

Stanford Sophomore Agonizes Over Seat Choice

ANNENBERG AUDITORIUM- At approximately 8:28 AM on Friday, March 18th, sophomore Daniel…

Flipside Staff Member Shell-Shocked to Find She’s Been Writing For a Satirical Newspaper

Flipside Staff member Penelope Peterson first learned Sunday that she was writing…

Stanford Groups Hold Activities Fair to Recruit New Members

Click to launch slideshow Last Friday, several student groups from around campus…

Invacare Releases New Pedal-Powered Wheelchairs

Invacare, a leading manufacturer of homecare products, has released its long-awaited line…