Thousands of Tamagotchis Die In Japanese Tsunami Aftermath TOKYO–Weeks after the tsunami and incidents at the Fukushima nuclear facilities, Japan… Jeremy KeeshinApril 13, 2011
Obama Announces 2012 Bid, Promises to Close Guantanamo Again WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama formally kicked off his re-election campaign Monday with a… Alex ZamoshchinApril 12, 2011
Stanford Housing, ASSU Take First Steps Towards Perfect Utopia STANFORD–In response to recent complaints about a lack of unity at Stanford,… Adam AdlerandJeremy KeeshinApril 10, 2011
Billboard Momentarily Causes Students to Reconsider Helmet-Wearing Decision Recently, Stanford Parking and Transportation officials have put up a flashing road… Barney SchmutzApril 10, 2011
Hopeless Bachelor Forwards Chain E-Mail To 20 People, Still Single Local officials report that area bachelor Robert Babson, who recently moved from… Kyle HofferApril 10, 2011
United States Launches Thumb War On Libya In an unprecedented display of raw Presidential power, Barack Obama has single-handedly… Eric KofmanandZach GalantApril 10, 2011
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Now 25% Cheesier! Kraft Foods recently unveiled a 25% cheesier version of its popular Macaroni… Brandon EvansApril 9, 2011
Stanford Student Argues the Fuck Out of Dinner Table Discussion It started off like a normal dinner conversation, but when Nathan Kauffen,… Jeremy KeeshinApril 7, 2011
Flipside Editorial Board Endorses Tenzin-Vasquez Michael Cruz SUCKS for ASSU Executive The following article is based on an editorial written in the April… Adam AdlerApril 6, 2011
Charity Blood Drive Tainted By Tiger Blood LOS ANGELES – A fundraising celebrity blood drive at the Cedars-Sinai medical… Jonathan PulsipherApril 5, 2011
