EXPOSED: Relay For Life Is A Pro-Life Event—We Support the Relay For Choice

May 18, 2009 2:35 pm
EXPOSED: Relay For Life Is A Pro-Life Event—We Support the Relay For Choice

Every year, students across the country work to organize the “Relay For Life,” an event which, according to the American Cancer Society, “raises money for the fight against cancer.” But while the Relay For Life may seem like a genuine and legitimate attempt to end disease, further examination reveals that […]

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Student Almost Late To Class, But Makes It On Time

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Student Almost Late To Class, But Makes It On Time

Junior Jerry Sanders left for class a couple minutes later than usual from his dorm in Roble, fully expecting to be late to lecture by at least a minute or two. To his surprise, he made it just as class was starting and didn’t miss a thing. Jerry was relieved, […]

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Stanford Project on Hunger (SPOON) Raises Questions About Literacy at Stanford

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Stanford Project on Hunger (SPOON) Raises Questions About Literacy at Stanford

It recently came to the attention of university administrators that several groups on campus were having trouble taking the first letter of each word in their name and making an acronym. SPOON, the group that helps feed the homeless could stand for Stanford Puts Onions On Nipples, but there is […]

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Report: Condoleeza Rice Subjected Guantanamo Prisoners to IHUM

May 11, 2009 10:35 pm
Report: Condoleeza Rice Subjected Guantanamo Prisoners to IHUM

STANFORD, CA—A controversial video showing Roble residents questioning Rice on her policies has been a hit on YouTube. Due to its popularity, the video has since been picked up by several national TV networks. This video has prompted an investigation into what experts are claiming to be “very serious allegations […]

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Stuff White People Like #126: Fraiche

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Stuff White People Like #126: Fraiche

The student approaches the counter, the visage of the Argentine revolutionary Che Guevara peeking out from behind an organic cotton tote bag. The dreams of a world without the chains of imperialism and capitalist greed are reflected in the stern gaze on his face. “It’s like, I KNOW that I’m […]

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New Pro-Life Movement Champions Rights of the Undead

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New Pro-Life Movement Champions Rights of the Undead

Justice For the Undead, a new advocacy group, is adding another angle to the controversial pro-life/pro-choice debate by demanding rights for those who have risen from the grave. “The undead are people too, and they want to be treated as such, regardless of their pale ashy skin color,” said JFU […]

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iSwineFlu Goes Viral on iTunes App Store

May 5, 2009 12:29 am
iSwineFlu Goes Viral on iTunes App Store

The creators of iSwineFlu have succeeded in making their app go viral. With over ten million downloads in the last two weeks, this app has been quite the hit on the iTunes store. The iSwineFlu app keeps the user informed with the latest information about the spread of the swine […]

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Waterboarding to Be Included in 2010 X-Games

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Waterboarding to Be Included in 2010 X-Games

The ubiquitous press coverage of the Bush administration’s use of waterboarding has won Bush and Co. a handful of new supporters. Surfers, skaters, and other extreme athletes have praised waterboarding as a revolutionary innovation for those constantly seeking new thrills and challenges. “I had no idea Bush was into boarding,” […]

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Specter Finally Comes Out of the Closet

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Specter Finally Comes Out of the Closet

WASHINGTON, DC—After serving the state of Pennsylvania for thirty years, United States Senator Arlen Specter surprised everyone when, last Monday, he announced that he would step out of the closet and join the Democratic Party. In a statement to the press, Senator Specter explained his decision: “I’ve been on Capitol […]

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How is Swine Flu Affecting Your Life?

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How is Swine Flu Affecting Your Life?
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