Breaking News: People Hate the New Facebook

Seconds after Facebook headquarters launched “The New Facebook” people all over the…

The Flip Report: January 30th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Raising money for Haiti Raising money for…

Sky Runs Out of Water; Resorts To Cats, Dogs

According to several reports from around the blogosphere, the entire sky has…

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of billion in…

Conversation Lasts Longer Than Expected

Stanford student Mitchell Green through he’d just stop and say “hi” to…

Self-Esteem Sought by Passive Voice

GRAMMAR, PENN.—For years, the passive voice has been berated, insulted, and abused…

US Doesn’t Pull Out of Iraq; Iraq Now Pregnant

Pregnancy tests on Iraq returned positive today, confirming suspicions held by many…