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Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps
OBERHAUSEN, GERMANY- In a surprise move, Paul, the Psychic Octopus who correctly predicted the outcome of all of Germany’s 2010 World Cup matches as well as the World Cup final, has announced his decision...
July 21st, 2010
American Celebrates Independence, Moves Into Parents’ Basement
SUBURBIA—For over 200 years, Americans have celebrated the Fourth of July with barbecues, fireworks, and picnics with friends and family, but this year, Tyrell Jenkins, a 23-year-old from Redwood City,...
July 5th, 2010
Band Celebrates Arrival of New Dollies
The band on Thursday celebrated the arrival of a new set of dollies. The new dollies are expected to move more smoothly than the old and will accompany the band to all of its major performances. Band members...
May 30th, 2010
Synergy Residents Participate in Outhouse Draw
Last week, Synergy residents participated in their annual outhouse draw, where they fought over who will get to occupy the most desirable outhouses and lavatories during the next academic year. Competition...
May 30th, 2010
The Police Blogger: Computer Security and Recording Devices
By Joe Phillips, Policeman
I’m Joe, but you can call me the “Police Blogger.” No, that’s not what my friends call me, it’s just what I call myself. This is my first blog post,...
May 30th, 2010
Security Forces Capture Part of Osama bin Laden
QANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN–Today the Pentagon reported that marines operational in the mountainous northeast regions of Afghanistan were able to bring a major piece of the 9/11 mastermind to justice. ...
May 27th, 2010
Controversy: Queen of England Touches Herself
BUCKINGHAM PALACE—Last year, First Lady Michelle Obama opened a can of worms when she placed her hand on the back of Queen Elizabeth as they chatted at a reception. She was immediately criticized by...
May 23rd, 2010
The Midnight Fryer: The Blowjob Scenario Part VIII
By Yanran Hu
After several weeks of writing a column, I have been called “self-righteous masculinist,” “playa,” “pimp,” “thoughtless man-whore” and “shallow,”...
May 23rd, 2010
Tendency to Rationalize Is No Big Deal, Student Tells Self
Last Monday, Psych 1 got personal for freshman Carrie Messner. With each passing moment of Professor Gregory Walton’s lecture about rationalization as a defense mechanism, Messner grew more and more...
May 23rd, 2010
President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill
Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack Porter spilled a full glass of skim milk on the floor of Lag Dining. Immediately following the spill, President Cardona was...
May 16th, 2010
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American Celebrates Independence, Moves Into Parents’ Basement
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