Ask a Junior Who Still Hasn’t Found a Job for the Summer

April 1, 2013 12:00 pm
Ask a Junior Who Still Hasn’t Found a Job for the Summer

Dear Junior Who Still Hasn’t Found a Job for the Summer, Whenever I share my conservative views here at Stanford, I get attacked for them. I’ve learned to keep my opinions to myself but I don’t want to change who I am. How can I find a healthy balance? Republican […]

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Flipside Literary Corner

March 4, 2013 12:00 pm
Flipside Literary Corner

More like Nineteen-Eighty-RESED, am I right? Sometimes they say reality is scarier than fiction.  Never has that seemed truer now that Resed has started curtailing our freedoms in the name of big-brother style collectivist autocracy.  When I hear about Suites dining being shut down I can’t help but be reminded […]

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Ask a Guy Doing Standup at the CoHo

February 25, 2013 12:00 pm
Ask a Guy Doing Standup at the CoHo

Dear Guy Doing Standup at the CoHo, My parents came for parents’ weekend, and now they’re hanging out in the area for a few more days. What are some fun things to do around here that I can send them off to do while I get some work done? Smothered […]

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Business Talk with Skanky Bobby

February 18, 2013 12:00 pm
Business Talk with Skanky Bobby

What up flipsluts, Skanky Bobby here for round two.  There are a lotta things Skanky Bobby’s got goin’ on that you probably know about.  You gotta know that Skanky Bobby’s smooth–he buys the ladies golden baubles and in turn the ladies give him the rub-a-dub.  You gotta know that Skanky […]

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Ask a Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator

February 11, 2013 12:00 pm
Ask a Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator

Dear Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator, My roommate and I get along pretty well, but he has a bunch of habits that kind of bug me. I can’t tell if it’s worth talking to him about them or if I’m just being oversensitive. This is my first time sharing a […]

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Sex Talk with Skanky Bobby

February 4, 2013 12:00 pm
Sex Talk with Skanky Bobby

What up, flipsluts? It’s your boy Skanky Bobby, comin’ at you with a hella fresh new edition of my panty-moistenin’, critically-acclaimed column: Sex Talk with Skanky Bobby. This week I have somethin’ a bit special for all my killas out there, somethin’ I know y’all are gonna flip for. Skanky […]

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Ask a Person in Discussion Who Clearly Didn’t Do the Reading

January 14, 2013 12:00 pm
Ask a Person in Discussion Who Clearly Didn’t Do the Reading

Dear Person in Discussion Who Clearly Didn’t Do the Reading, I hate it when my bike seat is wet in the morning. I tried putting a bag over it, but then the bag got wet. Do I need another bag to put over the first one? How deep does this […]

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Ask a Guy Selling A Capella Tickets in White Plaza

January 7, 2013 12:00 pm
Ask a Guy Selling A Capella Tickets in White Plaza

Dear Guy Selling A Capella Tickets in White Plaza, I have a really busy quarter coming up and I’m worried I’m not going to have time to see my friends. Do you have any tips for balancing my academic and social interests? Busy in Burbank Dear Busy, It can tough […]

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Ask a Sexually Frustrated Middle East Analyst

December 3, 2012 12:00 pm
Ask a Sexually Frustrated Middle East Analyst

Dear Sexually Frustrated Middle East Analyst, I want to be more informed about world politics, but the middle east seems so complex, I don’t even know where to start. Help me out? Sincerely, Confused in Crothers Dear Confused, The Middle Eastern conflict is a really hairy issue, but for now […]

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Ask a Jew During the Holidays

November 26, 2012 12:00 pm
Ask a Jew During the Holidays

Dear Jew during the holidays, Should I get a Christmas present for my roommate? I want to show her that I appreciate what a good roommate she’s been, but I don’t want her to feel obligated to get me anything. Sincerely, Gift-Giver in GovCo Dear Gift-Giver, Have you ever considered […]

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