Ask a Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues

April 21, 2014 12:00 pm
Ask a Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues

Dear Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues,  I have history section in half an hour and I didn’t finish this week’s reading! I’m worried that I won’t have anything meaningful to contribute to our scintillating class discussion. Do you know any interesting facts about World War II? […]

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Breaking: Students Agree That Weekend “Just Flew By”

February 24, 2014 12:00 pm
Breaking: Students Agree That Weekend “Just Flew By”

According to several independent sources, a group of freshmen students sitting in Stern Dining unanimously reached the conclusion that the previous weekend “simply flew by” and “wasn’t quite long enough, you know?”  Furthermore, the Larkin residents involved in the conversation are alleged to have arrived at this deduction on several […]

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Study Finds Gender Gap in Meth is Widening

January 27, 2014 12:01 pm
Study Finds Gender Gap in Meth is Widening

It is no surprise by now that men are more likely to study meth after high school than their female counterparts, but a new study indicates that the gender gap may be widening even further. Not only are women underrepresented in meth and meth-related fields – like being a methhead, […]

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Getting the Most Out of Your Demonic Possession

January 21, 2014 12:00 pm
Getting the Most Out of Your Demonic Possession

So you partied a little too hard, drank a little too much, knelt in a few too many pentagrams chanting arcane spells better left unknown. And now you’ve woken up to find a thing of pure evil has wrapped itself in your flesh and made you its host. You’re either […]

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Ask a College Freshman Visiting Home for the Holidays

January 6, 2014 12:00 pm
Ask a College Freshman Visiting Home for the Holidays

Dear College Freshman Visiting Home for the Holidays, With the holidays quickly approaching, I’m worried that I won’t be able to get all of my shopping done in time! What do you recommend I do to make sure I’m on top of all my errands during this time of year? […]

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Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior

May 20, 2013 12:41 pm
Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior

Dear Graduating Senior, My boyfriend says he doesn’t like it when I go with him to parties, because he feels like he can’t be himself. Is he being a jerk or am I being unreasonable? Sincerely, Resentful in Roble Dear Resentful, I feel like my first frat party was just […]

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