Articles by: Zach Belateche

How To Combat The Freshman Plague

October 25, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on How To Combat The Freshman Plague
How To Combat The Freshman Plague

1. Get leeches from Vaden: Now that the death count has passed 200, Vaden is handing out free leeches to all students. Make sure to practice regular bloodletting to avoid contracting the plague. If your roommate has the plague, do them a favor and get them some leeches too. 2. […]

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Op-Ed: Believe Me, I Totally Read the Stanford Daily

October 24, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Believe Me, I Totally Read the Stanford Daily
Op-Ed: Believe Me, I Totally Read the Stanford Daily

Normally I don’t read newspapers, but recently I sat down on a couch in the library and on the table in front of me I saw a copy of the Stanford Daily. I figured “hey, if this newspaper is everywhere, it can’t be that bad, right?” So here are my […]

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