Students With 10 Loyalty Points Pissed You Only Needed 4 Points For Oregon Game

Even though the Cardinal lost to the Ducks, students are still up…

Stanford Beijing to Bring Tourism to China

This week, Stanford finalized a proposal to build a $4.5 billion campus…

Students Already Camping Out in Big Game Standby Line

They sleep in shifts and watch all of their classes online. Six…

Catholics to Give Away 50GB Free in Heaven

In order to compete with newer, hipper religions like Mormonism, the Catholic…

Stanford Students Start Attending Paly Parties

With so many Stanford frats on probation, students have resorted to going…

Students Rolled Out to MemChu for Early Mass

Several freshmen were rolled out early Sunday morning for early mass at…

Freshmen Not Sick of the Dining Hall Yet

Stunning survey results have recently shown that new Stanford freshmen are not…

Postmodern Family Kicks off Fresh New Fall Lineup

New TV comedy, Postmodern Family, premiers on ABC this week. The show…

ASSU Releases Stanford 2.0.0.1

A new version of the ASSU website went live this afternoon following…

Campus Gang “The Freshman 15” Terrorizes Stanford

You can recognize them by their gang-sign: arms crossed holding up one…