Articles by: Willys DeVoll

Report: Rose Bowl Not Made of Flowers

January 8, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Report: Rose Bowl Not Made of Flowers
Report: Rose Bowl Not Made of Flowers

Reports out of Pasadena last week claim that historic Rose Bowl Stadium is not in fact a crap-ton of well-arranged roses. “I mean, I believe that the parade floats are all flowers,” said a Rose Bowl Game attendee who spoke under the condition of anonymity. “But as soon as we […]

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Pardoned Turkey At Large, Killing Freely

November 28, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Pardoned Turkey At Large, Killing Freely
Pardoned Turkey At Large, Killing Freely

In what Beltway observers are calling a fundamental error in trivial symbolic politics, the turkey pardoned by President Obama is on a vicious killing spree. Remington, as the Virginia-raised poultry menace is called, escaped from the turkey-pardoning motorcade shortly after it left White House grounds Wednesday morning and proceeded to commit the first […]

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