Articles by: Victor Ochikubo

Vote ********** for ASSU Senate!

April 5, 2009 11:19 am0 comments
Vote ********** for ASSU Senate!

The name says it all. Most likely, you’ve already seen ********** ‘s flier taped to a bulletin board. We decided to endorse this particular candidate because ********** really stands out to us. You can easily distinguish ********** from the rest of the pack, it’s just that x-factor. With a unique […]

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Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

November 8, 2008 9:01 pm0 comments
Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

By Frank the Disgruntled McCain Supporter Do you really think the U.S. just elected Barack Obama as President? Come on, America- let’s think again. This is obviously impossible. The only way Obama could have beaten John McCain would have been by using dirty techniques to rig the election. The voters […]

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Historic Presidential Firsts

8:55 pm0 comments
Historic Presidential Firsts

Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States, released on Sunday his schedule for the first day of his term as president, which will go down in history as a truly historic day. Items on his schedule include: First African-American Presidential Breakfast First African-American Presidential Tooth Brushing First African-American Presidential Morning […]

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National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

October 25, 2008 10:05 pm0 comments
National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

STANFORD- On Thursday, October 23, members of the Stanford LGBT community and their allies participated in National Coming Out Day. Surprisingly, many of those who “came out” this day were flamboyant-acting but came out as straight. “I found out my roommate was straight today, and I’m a little surprised,” remarked […]

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