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Articles By: Tyler Brown

Bookstore Reduces Cost of Course Reader to An Arm & A Leg

Bookstore Reduces Cost of Course Reader to An Arm & A Leg
August 5th, 2010

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion in assets to recoup losses from the global financial crisis. The assets in question, which included deceased Stanford presidents, securitized Mongolian yurt mortgages, and the Dish’s old SETI device,...
January 25th, 2010

U.S. Lays Off Congress To Cut Costs

U.S. Lays Off Congress To Cut Costs
WASHINGTON, D.C.—U.S.A., Inc. President and CEO Barack Obama announced yesterday that, due to budget constraints, all 535 members of Congress and their staff would be laid off by the end of the session. This management shakeup comes just after U.S.A.’s acquisition of the auto and banking industries,...
October 12th, 2009