Articles by: Tyler Brown

Bookstore Reduces Cost of Course Reader to An Arm & A Leg

August 5, 2010 11:52 pmComments Off on Bookstore Reduces Cost of Course Reader to An Arm & A Leg
Bookstore Reduces Cost of Course Reader to An Arm & A Leg
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University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

January 25, 2010 11:14 pm0 comments
University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion in assets to recoup losses from the global financial crisis. The assets in question, which included deceased Stanford presidents, securitized Mongolian yurt mortgages, and the Dish’s old SETI device, flooded the Main Quad over the last several business […]

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U.S. Lays Off Congress To Cut Costs

October 12, 2009 12:38 am0 comments
U.S. Lays Off Congress To Cut Costs

WASHINGTON, D.C.—U.S.A., Inc. President and CEO Barack Obama announced yesterday that, due to budget constraints, all 535 members of Congress and their staff would be laid off by the end of the session. This management shakeup comes just after U.S.A.’s acquisition of the auto and banking industries, and amidst the […]

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