Articles by: Sarah Young

Stanford East Asia Library Opium Den Draws Criticism

February 23, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Stanford East Asia Library Opium Den Draws Criticism
Stanford East Asia Library Opium Den Draws Criticism

The movement of the East Asia Library to its new location in Lathrop has greatly increased its use by students as a study space. In what has been widely criticized as a tasteless and over-the-top gesture by the administration, the Stanford Center for East Asian Studies has opened a historically […]

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Op-Ed: I Lost My Grandma Recently

February 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I Lost My Grandma Recently
Op-Ed: I Lost My Grandma Recently

I don’t really feel like myself.  I don’t know what to do.  I just keep looking for her and expect her to appear, or call, or something, but nothing. I lost my grandma somewhere between Cleveland and SFO. She was coming to visit me and her flight got redirected because […]

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Op-Ed: How to Win a Goddamn Scavenger Hunt

September 29, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: How to Win a Goddamn Scavenger Hunt
Op-Ed: How to Win a Goddamn Scavenger Hunt

Hey, you, you in the back. With the shit-eating grin on your face. You’re not taking this seriously, you loser. Welcome to Scavenger Hunt, son, where civility goes to die. You wanna win this shit, you weak-willed little freshman, you best follow these tips. Firstly, get a face tattoo. Some […]

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BREAKING NEWS: LeBron James is Jesus

July 16, 2014 5:00 pmComments Off on BREAKING NEWS: LeBron James is Jesus
BREAKING NEWS: LeBron James is Jesus

This just in: the world’s most famous basketball player is indeed the messiah, and the people of Cleveland are His chosen ones. And this reporter, stationed in Cleveland for the summer, has taken it upon herself to evangelize the nation, spreading the gospel of “The New King James” for the […]

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In Memory of Maya Angelou

June 3, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on In Memory of Maya Angelou
In Memory of Maya Angelou

Last week, Earth lost one of her most beautiful human beings.  It can be said that Maya Angelou is now in fact an angel, looking down on us mere human beings with the same superiority she probably felt but could not express during her time here.  Though, on the topic […]

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Breaking News: It is HOT Outside

May 6, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Breaking News: It is HOT Outside
Breaking News: It is HOT Outside

According to numerous sources, including meteorological experts from Alaska and the Midwest, it is hot outside.  Furthermore, students all over campus have been voicing their complaints on this recent turn of events.  One male freshman from Otero commented, “It’s like so hot.  I literally can’t even.”  Another English and Physics […]

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It’s Mother’s Day!

May 5, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on It’s Mother’s Day!
It’s Mother’s Day!

This is your friendly Flipside reminder that Mother’s Day is quickly approaching! Don’t settle for the heartless JC Penney’s gift card.  Instead, we’ve compiled some thoughts here that you may want to include in a heartwarming letter to your one and only mother: 1. Thanks for teaching me how to […]

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Increase In Stay-At-Home Moms

April 18, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Increase In Stay-At-Home Moms
Increase In Stay-At-Home Moms

Recent studies have shown that there is an increase in the number of stay-at-home moms in the U.S.  And, in light of modern feminism, doesn’t this make sense?  Isn’t this a return to gender norms? Actually, no. There is a new type of feminism on the horizon: post-modern feminism. As the […]

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Mormon Tablets: Were they iPads or Microsoft Surfaces?

April 17, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Mormon Tablets: Were they iPads or Microsoft Surfaces?
Mormon Tablets: Were they iPads or Microsoft Surfaces?

Thanks to the Tony Award-winning musical, “The Book of Mormon”, the number of Americans acquainted with the religion of Mormonism is higher than ever.  Mormons, who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints, believe in a third installment of the Bible, that was discovered […]

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BuzzFeed Quiz: Will you graduate on time?

April 15, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on BuzzFeed Quiz: Will you graduate on time?
BuzzFeed Quiz: Will you graduate on time?

  How many fingers do you have on your leftmost hand? [] Five [] Some number other than five. [] Enough   Is single-ply toilet paper good enough? [] No [] Never [] Nothing is ever good enough   Have you hidden your kids and your wife? [] Yes, they […]

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