Articles by: Skanky Bobby

Roommates Haven’t Even Compared Dicks Yet

October 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Roommates Haven’t Even Compared Dicks Yet
Roommates Haven’t Even Compared Dicks Yet
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Horny Toad Fucks Like Champ

November 30, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Horny Toad Fucks Like Champ
Horny Toad Fucks Like Champ
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Freshman Never Intended to Go This Long Without Masturbating

November 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Never Intended to Go This Long Without Masturbating
Freshman Never Intended to Go This Long Without Masturbating
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Local Squirrel Puts Nuts in Mouth

May 11, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Squirrel Puts Nuts in Mouth
Local Squirrel Puts Nuts in Mouth
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Op-Ed: “Jeb,” Irresistible Southern Charm to Reincarnate Bush Dynasty

January 12, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: “Jeb,” Irresistible Southern Charm to Reincarnate Bush Dynasty
Op-Ed: “Jeb,” Irresistible Southern Charm to Reincarnate Bush Dynasty

You may not have heard about this, in between fiddling with your latest “app” and shoving some sandwich or another through your slack jaw, but John Ellis Bush (“Jeb,” to the syllabically challenged of our readers straddling the Mississippi) is considering running for president in 2016. Even a half wit with a time […]

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Hungry Hungry Hippo Contemplates Suicide, Dinner

October 13, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Hungry Hungry Hippo Contemplates Suicide, Dinner
Hungry Hungry Hippo Contemplates Suicide, Dinner
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Ask a Chronic Masturbator’s Penis

October 6, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask a Chronic Masturbator’s Penis
Ask a Chronic Masturbator’s Penis

Dear CMP, Midterms are coming up this week, and I don’t know what to wear! Every time I go to my closet,  thinking I’ve picked out the perfect sweater-vest and satchel combo, I find another that I like more. Any outfit advice for me? Sincerely, Dressing in Durand Dear Dressing, […]

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Ask a Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues

April 21, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask a Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues
Ask a Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues

Dear Newly Gender-Conscious Man Who Just Exited The Vagina Monologues,  I have history section in half an hour and I didn’t finish this week’s reading! I’m worried that I won’t have anything meaningful to contribute to our scintillating class discussion. Do you know any interesting facts about World War II? […]

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Spotify Stan’s Valentine’s Day/President’s Day/Black History Month Mix

February 19, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Spotify Stan’s Valentine’s Day/President’s Day/Black History Month Mix
Spotify Stan’s Valentine’s Day/President’s Day/Black History Month Mix

Howdy everybody, Spotify Stan here with a fresh mix to get your love juices flowing this Valentine’s Day. And hey, this baby’s pulling double duty as both a V-Day and a P-Day song-bomb, no need to thank me. Also, lest we forget, it’s Black History Month, so I added a […]

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10 Things It Would Have Been Nice to Get This Valentine’s Day, Brad -By Jen

February 18, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on 10 Things It Would Have Been Nice to Get This Valentine’s Day, Brad -By Jen
10 Things It Would Have Been Nice to Get This Valentine’s Day, Brad  -By Jen

1. Chocolates: It’s so basic, Brad. As long as you don’t eat more than half of them, I’ll be happy. 2. Flowers: You can pick them out of the window displays at the Michael’s for all I care. 3. Mixtape: No, your friend Stan’s “Valentine’s Day/Presidents’ Day/Black History Month Mix” does not count. […]

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