Articles by: Samuel Cortes

Opinion: “I Don’t Know Much About His Policies, But Ron Paul Has a Nice Ass”

March 13, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Opinion: “I Don’t Know Much About His Policies, But Ron Paul Has a Nice Ass”
Opinion: “I Don’t Know Much About His Policies, But Ron Paul Has a Nice Ass”

If you asked me I would say I’m not the most knowledgeable person in the realm of politics. I don’t care much for the talking heads on stage; they’re all corrupt and trying to play to our emotions to rise to power if you ask me. However, there has been […]

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Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture

February 1, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture
Student Pathetically Tries to Hide Erection in Lecture

Cedro freshman Ralph Thomson, 19, was reportedly seen in lecture making an embarrassingly overt attempt to hide his erection in Making of the Modern World lecture the other day. Witnesses described the Ralph’s last ditch effort to hide the boner as sad, pathetic, and downright obvious. “Really he’s putting his […]

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