Articles by: Ruthie Arbeiter

Puppeteer Takes the Heat for Elmo’s Sordid Affairs

November 26, 2012 12:00 pmComments Off on Puppeteer Takes the Heat for Elmo’s Sordid Affairs
Puppeteer Takes the Heat for Elmo’s Sordid Affairs

This week, longtime Elmo puppeteer and accused sex offender Kevin Clash held a press conference to state that he is innocent and that authorities should be prosecuting the real culprit, Elmo himself. The prepared statement, in which Clash claimed to be “in the wrong puppet at the wrong time,” contained […]

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Cal opens “EPMY Summer Institutes”–Educational Program for Mediocre Youth

August 5, 2010 11:21 pmComments Off on Cal opens “EPMY Summer Institutes”–Educational Program for Mediocre Youth
Cal opens “EPMY Summer Institutes”–Educational Program for Mediocre Youth

From late June through early August, Stanford hosts the EPGY Summer Institutes—the Educational Program for Gifted Youth. Dwelling in Row houses from Slav Dom to EBF, gifted middle- and high-school students come from across the globe to study Particle Physics, Creative Writing, Java & Robotics, and a myriad of other […]

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Peeper Traumatized After Peeping Into Gender-Neutral Bathroom

May 2, 2010 2:46 pm0 comments
Peeper Traumatized After Peeping Into Gender-Neutral Bathroom
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Zombies swarm campus, “Dead Week” now “Undead Week”

March 10, 2010 11:57 am0 comments
Zombies swarm campus, “Dead Week” now “Undead Week”

As finals loom closer, Stanford students have a new reason to wear their bike helmets: to protect their precious brains from the claws and teeth of ravenous zombies. The rotting, reawakened corpses have been spotted all over campus, staggering and moaning from Lake Lag to Mirrielees.  At first, students thought […]

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