Bold, Innovative Campaign Poster Preventing Bladder-Shy Student from Peeing

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Local Man Mistakes Chinese Man for Daur of Inner Mongolia

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Local Man Speaks Loudly, Slowly to Foreign Tourist

Palo Alto – Just days ago, local resident Robby Malon encountered a…

Rebecca Black Remains Coy on Topic of Next Song

Rebecca Black, the LA youth who was rocketed to national stardom when…

Cardinal Confessions Surges in Popularity in Vatican

As reforms rock the foundations of the Catholic Church, a new online…

Parents Embarrassed by Lame Student

Stanford, CA – Reports indicate that Greg and Melanie Smyth were disappointed…

Procter & Gamble to Release Head Shoulders Knees and Toes for Especially Hairy Men

OP-ED: Pretty Girl Sitting Next to Me Must. Not. Fart.

Oh wow, she smiled when she sat down. Was she smiling at…

Bill Nye Admits Ken Ham “May Have a Point”

Last week two juggernauts clashed in formal debate. Self-styled Bill Nye “The…